Oh, bless. The more I discover about you, the more I realise how perfect we are for each other.
Funnily enough, just today, I had a rather embarrassing set-to with an elderly person myself. Really, I have the patience of a saint (as you know), but in the supermarket checkout queue this daft old cow took at least 15 seconds to fumble in her purse for 26p for the Value dogfood she was obviously about to have for dinner.
Now, time is money for me. So I felt obliged to batter her to the ground with my "Finest" French stick, tear open a packet of Always Ultra (extra absorbant) and stick them all over her stupid, wrinkly face.
Harsh, perhaps, but I feel strongly that these people MUST be taught what is acceptable in polite society.
2006-11-28 11:12:52
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answered by Hello Dave 6
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Drive defensively you moron. If you couldn't work out at a safe stopping distance that the Car In Front Is Driven By A Pillock then you should have stayed with the pedal car. Yes these oxygen thieves shouldn;t be out here but *reality check* they are and you need to deal with it.
This ain't the clever way - I just hope someone got your number pal and you get a knock at 3 in the morning from the scuffers.
Want to be really brave? - tell all 2 million of us who you are.....and your Reg.
PS Yeah, I get road rage - but I wouln't clout some doddery old fool - if you want to let off steam - swear and rant and rave - and get his fuggin insurance details.
2006-11-28 17:10:52
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answered by Mark C 2
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Well crispy, i do get road rage, something simmilar to what i'm feeling right now knowing that you kcked an old man and smashed his glasses, if i had have been there you would still be shaking but it wouldn't be from anger. Some old people do need to give up driving, but not through you'r means. dont know how you could even admit to this. Just think how he's feeling right now......
2006-11-28 15:01:38
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answered by smouldering wolf 2
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how dare you abuse an elderly person.....you obviously need ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.......were you in that big of a hurry that you what ram your car into another persons car......
when you saw the elderly person why on this earth would you punch him to the ground, kick him and then smash his glasses
would you like someone to do this to your grandmother/grandfather or even your own mother.
it is people like you that have no business with a driving license
you are a wreck causer-a careless and spineless person-and to top it off you should have your license suspended.....oh and by the way this is road rage along with careless and prudent driving.
when you go to court it will cost you dearly----and it should along with medical bills, repairing glasses,fixing the car you rammed,
and for pain and suffering for the elderly person.....a piece of advice, the next time you have road rage about to begin---stop your car and get out and walk to where your going.....you need to leave people you don't know along.....you must have a lot of issues to deal with and maybe you should seek counseling today.
and one more thing just because they are older than you doesn't mean their dangerous or too old to drive. that's your opinion and if you don't stop this aggressive behavior your going to spend your life in jail if and when you loose it and seriously hurt
someone.....stop this action now...JUST STOP IT!!!!!
someone.
2006-11-28 15:34:18
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answered by lake living 5
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You definitely need locking up, before you do any body else some damage. Some people are far to inpatient. Patients and tolerance, is an absolute must to be a good driver. Which you are obviously not. You should give your self in to the police straight away and face the consequences. Before they just catch you. How could you do that to a defenceless old man. Every one must control their anger. Imagine if every one went around venting their anger, what a cruel and ugly place it would be.
2006-11-28 15:12:54
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answered by Hi T 7
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Well looking at some of your answers You are just as unsafe on the roads has you call the coffin dodgers .But in a Different way .If you tell porkys like this you will get your self in lumber its true you rammed a car just because it pulled out in front of you.If you and some of you old people haters .want to see bad driving .just open your eyes on a school run nearly every car is double parked parked on zig zag lines double yellows .you will see most of them are young drivers driving around like formula 1 drivers I am an older driver I have some stones to throw at the glass house .
2006-11-28 15:14:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Where is your sense? Your the one who shouldn't be on the road. You should always be ready for other drivers mistakes. No one is the perfect driver, we have all made mistakes at some time or another..even you! i cannot stand those drivwers who have to keep blowing their horn at another driver because he made a slight mistake. Do they think that by doing this it will change things? If another driver makes a mistake all the shouting in the world won't put it right. Just bite your lip and get on with the driving.
2006-11-28 14:56:15
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answered by Anonymous
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My god Crispy. I'm sorry, I know we all get there, but old people shouldn't be allowed to drive. I smashed into a car, well the car did a u turn in the road from being parked and I went in to him, when I got out of my car I saw it was an old man and he didn't have a rear view mirror. Doddery old git. Get them off the road!
2006-11-28 14:50:14
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answered by chutney 4
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You are a truly public spirited gentleman, I am sure the old git thinks just because all his mates were killed fighting Hitler and he worked 50 years to get a crap pension, that he has some kind of right to use the road.
I am going to get a Daimler Dingo and help you sort these types out, if I cant catch and ram them the machine gun will sort them.
Keep up the good work.
2006-11-28 14:55:58
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answered by "Call me Dave" 5
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Oh My God - i can only hope you are joking......
What part of old and nearly blind made you think punching and kicking him was a fair fight - i hate to think what you would have done if it was someone your own size......
If this is true you need to address you anger issues - someone pulling out in front of you is no reason to attack, chase and ram someone let along punch and kick!
Count to ten - breath deeply - imagine if that was your father that someone kicked in for no good reason......
If it's a joke to get a rise out of people i do not think it is very funny!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 14:54:28
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answered by Anonymous
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