i want to the internet to disintegrate. Any suggestions?
2006-11-28 06:40:51 · 14 answers · asked by Carcin Ogin 2 in Computers & Internet ➔ Security
have you tried drinking drano?
2006-11-28 06:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by xerocs 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have several options here:
Burn your computer
Take hard drive out and watch blue screen
Cut your T-1 connection
Donate your computer to someone who is reading your question
These tips may not destroy the entire internet but will at least destroy your part. Hey, it's a start.
2006-11-28 14:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Eagles 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Step 1: Invent time machine
Step 2: Travel back to the 1957
Step 3: Stop Sputnik causing ARPA from never being formed
Step 4: ?
Step 5: Profit
2006-11-28 14:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by RyRy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't. Some have tried (DNS poisoning, DOS attacks on the root DNS servers, etc) and they haven't brought it down yet.
Best bet for you is to just log off and go read a book or something and make like it doesn't exist.
2006-11-28 15:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Log off and read a book on Paper. Out of Sight Out of Mind
2006-11-28 14:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by Laughing Man Copycat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is only one sure fire way to destroy the internet.
MARTYRDOM!!!!
If you kill yourself in the name of a net free life I'll send you a dollar through online bill pay afterward.
2006-11-28 14:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well u would need to destroy about 5 million computers at least..
worth about 1 trillion bucks. so try and something simple like world domination.
2006-11-28 14:43:28 · answer #7 · answered by Paultech 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
umm i did this with myspace one, make a virus that transfers from you contact book, then email it to someone. this will literally destroy all computers that are connected to the internet. but you probably dont know how... IM NOT HELPING YOU!!!
2006-11-28 14:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by Tucker 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep creating more Green House gasses, which raise the temp, which melt the ice caps, which will drown us all.
2006-11-28 14:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by DiLow333 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunatelly for you (BOZO) it's impossible...
Take some pills, read newspapers, go back to manually looking things up in YELLOW PAGES and DICTIONARIES...
Good luck with your borring life...
2006-11-28 14:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
try to attract a really large meteor towards the planet.
2006-11-28 14:48:07 · answer #11 · answered by yesssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋