I mean look at the perks - no taxes to pay, nice healthy sea breeze all the time, no daily commuting in packed public transport, no bills to pay, transport provided - you actually live in it ....
2006-11-28 06:20:43 · 10 answers · asked by netwalker01 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
No I am not hiring. I am just the recruitment consultant. :)
2006-11-28 06:28:34 · update #1
Ignoring the naysayers and assuming the spirit of the question is in good fun (real-life pirates are a very bad group) ...
AB-SO-FRICKIN-LUTELY
As long as I get to wear an eye-patch, and I'm not some peon swabbie or cabin boy. Are you hiring? Aargh!
2006-11-28 06:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by Todd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and those stuck should be hanged from the nearest yardarm or inspite of the actuality that the equivalent is on immediately's ships. And feed the continues to be to the birds and marine life. Then bomb the damn port the position the bstards are hiding out. they are making a mockery of justice, and if those organizations proceed on paying then they are going to proceed to arm themselves with ever larger boats and far of the money won't be able to the undesirable of Somalia yet into the filthy drugs commerce, and the medication barons are those controlling this piracy. The Royal army of previous would by no ability have stood for this. they might have blown all of them to kingdom come by now
2016-11-29 21:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by lemmer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then there is the downside: limited bathroom facilities, no showers, living with a bunch of smelly drunk men, psycho captain that might make you walk the plank, disease, rats, roaches, eye patches (just tacky), no air conditioning, no hair stylists, no shopping (you can only pillage when you actually see another ship - how often is that??), no internet, no one actually takes dabloons anymore and rough waters.....
The only way I would EVER become a pirate is for the vessel docked in front of Treasure Island in Las Vegas...........
2006-11-28 06:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by Chula 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The downside: syphyllis - goes with the territory
Boring diets. No soap or water. No place to sleep (Pirates slept on the deck wherever they could find a space.) Continual hangovers. Facing ships with big guns all firing at you. Falling masts and spars spearing you. No aneasthetic while they cut off your leg. And of course, there's the rather horrible ending of being chained and tarred. And marooned.
2006-11-28 07:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by True Blue Brit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes as long as the captain was johnny depp
2006-11-28 06:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't figure the pay or health care would be very good. I bet the retirement would suck too.
Believe I will pass.
2006-11-28 06:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by n317537 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it matey, Arrrgggh! No dental plan or showers - argh - and the damn parrots crap all over. And no dramamine - argh!
2006-11-28 06:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Joe S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you offering?
2006-11-28 06:26:27 · answer #8 · answered by BlackRockCityRFC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel you man.
2006-11-28 06:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no, never.
2006-11-28 06:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Super Girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋