People, my cell phone caught an alien brodcast the other day. Their plan is to transform into what appears to be dried fruit. They will become one with the fruit cakes. They hope to conquer this planet via the fruit cakes!!! Tell all...tell all...tell all.....I know you know more about this plot, as you have been also picking up strange broadcasts...please add more our knowledge base...what else are they up to?
2006-11-28 05:08:08 · 9 answers · asked by http://fuelthearmy.com 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I don't know what the aliens are up to, but I DID find out about the gnomes. I found out EVERYTHING about what they're doing in Minneapolis, MN - USA. You've got to check this out: www . geocities . com / gnome_reserve.
2006-11-28 05:22:37 · answer #1 · answered by steve d 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The aliens have chosen fruitcakes because they are the most efficient means of travel -- they last forever, and can be transmitted over great distances without wating fuel by the process of "regifting."
That's the actual danger of "regifting"! You might think you're being the Smart One, simultaneously getting rid of stuff you don't woant while saving yourself the trouble of buying a gift for someone you don't really care about, but "regifting" is actually a form of alien mind control! You are unwittingly facilitating an invasion!
The aliens have also infiltrated stinky candles, blingy picture frames, Cross pens, Jerry Garcia ties and and those vaguely creepy Precious Moments figurines. But so far, fruitcakes seem to be the most effective.
The plan to convert themselves into dried fruit has the unltimate goal of infiltrating the fruitcake making process at its core and take it over completely. They can also use conversion into dried fruit to invade cake mixes and Stove Top stuffing.
2006-11-28 05:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by shanghaiduck 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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I'm sorry to have to tell you that there are some things us mere mortals were never meant to know. The "Pome and Drupe" (so look 'em up) Conspiracy is one.
Oh! Great Caesar's Ghost!! There's a hideously deformed prune at my parlor window!!!
And there, on the lawn and up in my neighbor's tree----can it be??? Is it possible???? It's a quartet of rabid huckleberries.!!! Time is running out---Look for my next message----I'll be using the code identity of flatulent pigeon with carbuncles--------Don't forget you new identity----------What? What? No....No.......Aargh!!
2006-11-28 06:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by JIMBO 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it was confirmed that alien gaseous beings are what we commonly call farts.they travel within a host animal and leave when the host passes gas,only to hitchhike with the next unsuspecting host.the aliens seem drawn to beans and broccoli,contact with the aliens has been limited to one incident where a host controlled the alien escape by lighting it on fire as it made egress,this undocumented event happened in columbus.ohio during the celebrations of the osu victory over rival michigan,the simultaneous appearance of woody hayes ghost at a nearby sceance was only coincidental and in no way can be taken to mean woody was an alien.
2006-11-28 05:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by denny 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think that they wanted you to know that they were on their way...but the dried fruit was just a ruse to lead you off of their trail. The truth is out there....and it is that they are coming here but not as dried fruit my friend they are coming as.....candy canes. What every you do...don't eat the candy canes. They will have access to all of our minds by Dec. 26
2006-11-28 08:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're looking specifically for people dumb enough to eat the fruit cakes they get at the holidays. This explains why alien anal probes always happen to people named Bubba.
2006-11-28 05:19:17 · answer #6 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Back away from the crak pipe my friend. You will only find madness and regret within.
2006-11-28 05:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by Louis G 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I am so going to send you, a fruitcake this Christmas :)
2006-11-28 06:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow!! i agree :-s
2006-11-28 05:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by - 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋