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It's a scientific fact that all lesbians are that way because they have never had a good rogering from a real man!

So do you think you could turn a rug muncher>?

2006-11-28 04:55:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Hint: Being a lesbian has nothing at all to do with men. Trying to pretend it does is a sign of self-centered thinking (often from the head below the shoulders instead of the proper location of rational thought).

2006-11-28 09:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Terri 5 · 0 0

I am so glad that you have given me the chance to set some of the oh-so naive men of the world straight (no pun intended). First of all, your so-called scientific fact isn't a fact at all, but a incredibly stupid belief conjured up by some idiotic man. Secondly, and though many men may disagree, sex usually has nothing to do with a woman changing her sexual lifetstyle in the manner that you have so eloquently described (sarcasm). If a so-called lesbo chooses to be with a man, then it is obvious that she is not a lesbian at all, but possibly bisexual. I think that it is entirely too presumptuous of you to assume that such a woman would change just because of a simple night of passion. Ever think that love could be part of the equation? Perhaps she was experimenting? Oh, here's one...maybe she's just entertaining the man she's with and still desiring women. Why men think their penises have magical powers, I do not know...geez...(rolling of the eyes)

2006-11-28 06:35:10 · answer #2 · answered by monogamyisgolden 4 · 4 0

I don't even go there, My dad told me some awful awful stories of why some women he knew back in the day would never trust a man.

One was raped by her brothers, several times, another by Gramps in the rear. Honeslty that may distort what her idea of a real man is a bit.

On the other hand there are women that weren't molested or Raped and they just dig women. So I don't know, I always say sexually If I was down there she wouldn't know the difference but I don't want so guy saying that to me so I stay far away from that phrase.

At the end of the day I think if a gay woman met a man that made her feel good, and was there for her and stuff why not, there is not written law that she has to stay Gay forever.

2006-11-28 05:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

As a lesbian I find your 'question' completely insulting.... for your information it was down a man thinking I need a good 'rogering', whether I wanted it or not.....that I came out of the closet as a lesbian!

Always knew I fancied women and was probably gay but after a night being subjected to a 'real' man and him being able to plead it away in court that I was 'asking' for it because I wore a short skirt and am pretty outgoing...I knew men were not my path in life!

To answer your question.... no guy should ever think they can turn a 'lesbo' or a 'rug mucher'...they should have more respect for all the female of the species.

2006-11-28 06:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Scientific fact? It's a scientific fact that there's more synaptic activity in peet moss than there is in the vacuum of your cranial cavity. I hope that you are a rug muncher yourself, and that God forgets to vacuum the carpet! Bon Apetit.

2006-11-28 04:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by deLaParre 3 · 2 1

Yeah - I could turn a lesbo by putting Ellen Degerous behind her...

2006-11-28 04:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by piggly_wigglyus 2 · 2 0

you can't turn a lesbian! As if they fancy you then they are bi.
This is like asking if someone could "turn" you gay
I'm sure you would say no (and possibly be offended)

2006-11-28 05:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by ryanlc64 2 · 1 1

Forget about converting lesbians to straight - with your way with words I think you could turn a few straight people lesbian!

2006-11-28 04:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by Ally 5 · 6 1

Stupid,,, You have as much of a chance turning a gay person as you do changing their eye color. And if you made them wear contacts, you still are not changing what is underneath.

2006-11-28 04:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Pervert
who knows maybe so
i'm a female by the way

2006-11-28 04:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by ReyMysterio'swife 2 · 0 1

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