2006-11-28 04:07:38 · 25 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yous gots ta gets yous som mo white korn cobs, yous gots ta use da white ones, afta da dark ones, sooz yous can see ifin yous gots it all!
2006-12-01 00:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by play dough 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You poor feeble minded little **********. You want to know why you have stains in your "undies" because you ****** shat your filthy little pull-ups. I know your just coming to with this whole hygiene thing, beestings, but you're aid worker didn't tell you to wipe that smutty little orifice clean of fecal matter, did she? No, absolutley not, she told you to clean your genitalia. Son of a *****, your retarded. Seriously how hard is it to understand, wipe the places that are near the stains. On a more positive note good luck with that and try not to write 'lol' in the same place as my name, you don't want to know what will happen.
2006-11-30 22:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's your toilet paper or your not really wiping good enough.. you never know.
Try going to Walmart and buying some Cottonelle Wet Wipes, they are basically sheets of tp but wet.. almost like a baby wipe, they are flushable and they work and you'll feel clean.. also good to clean up after intercourse or during your period. they only cost about $2.00 for a pack of 180 sheets!
They will do the trick and no more nasty poop stains in your undies! Good Luck!
2006-11-28 12:36:51 · answer #3 · answered by carebearashee 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are you using Wet Wipes or my old Shoeshine rag?
Try using Portugese corks or find a Dutch boy whose finger is wet.
2006-11-28 15:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have the right idea,, but next time try taking them off before you wipe...
2006-11-28 13:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try using something stronger, like Formula 409.
2006-11-28 12:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try using a Brillo pad and some cleanser next time.
2006-11-28 12:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by 21st Century Scrooge 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you have to go #2 in the toilet first, not in your pants first. THere's a proper order for these things
2006-11-28 15:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Let there be JIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe someone else is wearing your undies and putting them back before you notice they were gone (eww!)
maybe those stains aren't from you!! *dramatic chord*
2006-11-28 12:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Sir James the Dark 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I wear them, and I had a curry last night....sorry
To be honest,k I was wearing them on my head so that is not an excuse
2006-11-29 05:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by Ichi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋