An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."
2006-11-28 03:56:44 · 16 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh my god that was to funny, gotta love those old folks
2006-11-28 03:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too young... to answer this poll/ survey question....
Oh, wait this was supposed to be a joke...
When should I laugh? Now or Never
Now that sounds like a survey to me!
2006-11-28 16:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke isn't funny,and it's in the wrong category.
2006-11-28 13:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this many times... how times do you want to post the same joke....
2006-11-28 11:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Too old. I answered this before.
2006-11-28 11:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by JustJane 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but old!
2006-11-28 11:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by dominicaquilino 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'll send this one to my mom!
2006-11-28 11:59:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD! The joke that is.
2006-11-28 12:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by mandeeto r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I haven't heard it, so I enjoyed it.â¥
2006-11-28 12:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok funny
but im not laughing
2006-11-28 11:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by 123456 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋