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but i can't put up the 9 satanic statements on my own lawn?

2006-11-28 02:53:17 · 6 answers · asked by abascious 1 in Politics & Government Politics

i do know,i have

2006-11-28 02:56:04 · update #1

to bo the 9 satanic statements as follows:
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!



9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

2006-11-28 02:57:39 · update #2

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Didn't you get the memo? Freedom of speech and freedom of religion only applies to Christians. All us non-Christians have to shut up and salute.

2006-11-28 02:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by sparky52881 5 · 0 1

Do you live in a gated community? Or a neighborhood with a restrictive HOA? If so, you and everybody else who lives there is S.O.L. Have you seen the report on the news about the HOA in Colorado who forced the removal of a holiday wreath that was in the shape of a PEACE SIGN?!?

If you DON'T live in a restricted community, you can put whatever you want on your own front lawn, as long as you get a permit (if required) from your City Hall.

If you STILL have problems - or if this question is being asked "merely" to highlight some inconsistencies in the First Amendment, then, your best bet would be to contact the ACLU. If you're an illegal alien, they will be there in an hour. If not, take a number, and, while you're waiting, browse some travel brochures for beautiful downtown Moscow. I hear the freedom of speech is lovely there this time of year.

2006-11-28 11:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0 1

What are the 9 satanic statements? Can you give us a little more info? I never heard of that one.

2006-11-28 10:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You need to contact the ACLU about that. They'll see to it that you can put it up. Trust me.

Heck, by the time you're done, you should be able to afford a bronze statue of Satan HOLDING that plaque.

2006-11-28 11:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Uh how do you know unless you try.
Hm I would leave them up anyway,it is private property, unless you have a homeowners assocation thing.

2006-11-28 10:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 1 1

Its called

ACLU

2006-11-28 10:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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