Mother of six?

Question

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had
Given the birth to 6 children,
Begins to call her “mother of six” rather than by her
First name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband’s
Description. ”mother of six” he would say, “get me a beer!” hey mother of six,
What’s for dinner tonight? This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out,
“Hey mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”

The wife seized the moment and shouted back. “I’ll be right with you father of four!”

Answer 1

Roflmao. Excellent !!!!

Answer 2

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle:

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame deGaulle. A huge hush fell over the table.
Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.


Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Mon cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"

Answer 3

there are some simple factors that work in life. Male and female.
When male decided to procreate with female-offspring occurs. Still leaving the male a man and the female a woman. Marriage was always related to me. as the asking or engagement ring which is the PRIMARY COMMITMENT! Thus two individual with individual names. Secondary commitment is to the children. You came before the children so you have a NAME. Let him know that if he still want to have his primary position in your life as be-loved, than beloved either uses your name or a more acceptable term of endearment.

Answer 4

Not bad gave me a little laugh and you a little thumbs up

Answer 5

take ur stand up on the road

Answer 6

Haha. I liked that one. Very cute.

Answer 7

HA! Funny one!

Answer 8

That was great:)

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

Thanks for the morning chuckle....lol