as santa was a very busy man all the year round,it gets pretty stifling to have a beard as it would cause itch and germ to form when he perspired and he must have got a lot of gum stuck to it while packing when his helpers took off....
2006-11-28 01:22:09 · 8 answers · asked by stu salami 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Hey, he lives in the North Pole, not Miami, he doesn't pack, the elves do. Besides he needs to keep his face warm while he's in the slay, delivering all the toy's.
2006-11-28 01:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Conrey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has a beard as he is a true male born to a female, who does not have a beard by design, but then there are certain females who have a beard and are ashamed to support one as it against their design so have to shave it or remove it by other means. But like Santa why cant other males support a beard why are they ashamed to support one, i am trying to answer to the best of my knowledge. I think they want to become females so that when they do certain objectionable deeds shal have no hesitation in shying like other females which they emulate. Or may be it is a protest as God seems to be a female and has given males a beard but no beard to females. Males have to shave daily and the next day it grows again, which does not help ask any Skin specialist he shall blast u for tampering with the deilcate facial skin and spoiling the texture by putting a blade to it. But think of what would happen to Gillette if males stopped shaving?
2006-11-28 02:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by p.hanjra 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He only grows a beard for Christmas. After, his wife makes him shave it off.
2006-11-28 01:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz hes too busy to shave!!
2006-11-28 01:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
beats having to shave every day and disguises what he really looks like
2006-11-28 09:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unable to vie with razors he might have chosen this beard
2006-11-28 01:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by R Purushotham Rao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha youre funny... i like your humour.. though ya that is soo true.. i can imagine how dirty his beard would be, it would be just like my math teachers, he like always scratches it, and there is all like fungus and dandruf on that thing.. ha ha ha
2006-11-28 01:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by Attu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It keeps him warmer..ho..ho..ho
2006-11-28 01:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋