Last year he crashed his sleigh onto my roof. Made a whole bunch of dents in it and all the reindeer crapped all over it. Then Ole Ernie (that's my dog) jumped up and started licking everthing up. Did you know reindeer have worms? News to me too. And Ole Ernie. So last year I'm out about 150 bucks for Ole Ernies medication, and at least 300 bucks to fix the roof.
And Sant didn't leave me s*** either.
2006-11-28 00:57:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sounds like you were a very, very bad, bad, naughty boy.
2006-11-28 15:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I'm writing this down, checking it twice. Yep, here's your name on last year's list:
Johntruefact - Naughty
Once again, Mr. Truefact .......
expect a lump of coal in your stocking.
* If you look carefully you can see my ears are a
little pointy (Secret Agent Elf)
2006-11-28 10:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa may not have left you $hit, but the reindeer did !
2006-11-28 09:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me know how that works out because I've always wanted to sue Disney for making me believe in happy, ever after and fairy tales when I was younger....still looking for my glass slipper dang it.
2006-11-28 09:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by who? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, uh, I don't know about sueing him, but I know there's an E-mail address you can use to get to him.
I asked him if I could be an elf... but he never responded (seriously, you can E-mail a Santa).
2006-11-28 09:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by ?Johanna Loves Superman? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me know if you file the lawsuit! All I got for Christmas last year was reindeer poop!
2006-11-28 08:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by I_didn't_do_it 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can sue him, but since Santa doesn't have any real money your going to have to settle with candy canes and toys.
2006-11-28 09:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, but the reindeer's left you s*** so what are you complaining about you got what you wanted.
2006-11-28 09:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!?
What happened to you is considered the new Santa Vogue - no more coal in the stocking, just surprises outside.....
2006-11-28 09:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to take that case to Judge Judy! She'll put Santa in his place!
2006-11-28 09:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋