2006-11-28 00:22:05 · 15 answers · asked by Short Haired Sexy-Person 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Ask Bush's man servant to bring more toast out by the pool.
2006-11-28 00:23:36 · answer #1 · answered by Justcurious 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Firstly, be calm. I hope you have your cell phone. Call the Marines, FBI or CIA and say that you found him. Don't say directly that you have found bin laden, don't even let him know that you are talking to them.
Just pretend that you are talking to your girl friend, and give the enforcer a clear understanding of what is going on, and say where you are.
Don't hurt or kill Bin laden, he is worth $25 million!! When the enforcers get thier, capture and beat up bin laden, you will get your $25 million, and you will be a very happy man.
Remember to give me half of that $25 million, cause I advised you.
Good luck.
2006-11-28 08:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by Zabanya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would make him drink about 2 gallons of water followed by a nice salty meal with another 2 gallons of water. Since he is on kidney dialylsis it would be wonderful to watch the jerk drown as the fluid filled his lungs. Allah be praised at his suffering....
2006-11-28 08:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Put Rat Poison on his cornflakes.
2006-11-28 08:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him how he likes his last meal? Then toss your grenade.
2006-11-28 08:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he knows you are American....."bent over and kiss your arsh goodbye"
Edit:
Unless: are you really a CIA operative?
2006-11-28 08:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by dorianalways 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
drill him right between the eyes,mr. Bond.
2006-11-28 08:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Secretly feed him some bacon, then when he is busy trying to vomit it up snap his neck.
2006-11-28 08:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't turn your back on him. In the meantime, pull the trigger.
2006-11-28 08:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Give him Bush`s address
2006-11-28 08:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by brock 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋