I came wthin a inch of death one time, had it not been for the Expresso Martini I might not be here right now..it is along story!
2006-11-27 22:57:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A long time ago, I was waiting along the shores of Japan waiting for the Mongol hoarde to arrive. "Dang Mongols", I muttered while taking a bottle of vodka from my backpack.
Vodka by itself was probably not going to be enough to repel the hoary lot, so I got a liquor brought by some European missionaries - smelling slightly of oranges that was very, very, very sweet but had a name that perversely meant "triple dry".
I took 3 jiggers of the vodka, 1 jigger of the Triple Sec, mixed it all together. I was going to drink the sweet smelling vodka martini-like cocktail under a tree while waiting for the Khan's fleet to disgorge its angry army. A toast... a toast to the end of life.
At that moment, a lime fell from the tree and into my drink - its tart juice making my glass slightly cloudy.
It was then that a storm blew and sent the Khan's fleet to the bottom of the ocean...
and that, my friends, is how my life was saved by a Kamikaze.
True story. I swear it. I have the wood block print to prove it.
2006-11-28 02:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by csanda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard of a cocktail called a "Machine Gun"? Basically, it's a machine gun with a drop of whiskey on the end. Back in the bad old days, it saved my life more than once.
2006-11-28 18:19:47 · answer #2 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about to answer no, but come to think of it, considering you never know what can happen, there's a chance a drink I had one time saved me from being rolled over by a car or something.
That's enough to convince me I should keep having drinks. lol
2006-11-28 07:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by Emery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, once I was really depressed, and I drank a lot of Bacardi, and I was no longer depressed. I'm not saying it saved me from being suicidal, but hey, you never know!
2006-11-28 09:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time i went to a dinner with my workmates and my boss and i had way too much to drink(wine) in a very short time and my boss helped me throw up!!!!from this moment we get along so fine!!!!the strongest bonds are the ones you create when you're drunk!
wine didn't save my life but it made it a lot easier at work!!!
2006-11-28 07:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Billie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A screaming orgasm always makes life worth living, but that's an ongoing tale and has little to do with alcohol!...
2006-11-28 11:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, fruit cocktail saved me from my sins!
2006-11-28 07:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Similar situation-a beer and a shot did it for me!
2006-11-28 07:13:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm no
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2006-11-28 06:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that I recall but all things are possible.
2006-11-28 07:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋