I like my neighbour very much cause my wife, she is boring, can I give her the sexy time to her virgin? I give my neighbour (who has nice face and nice physique) a television, with 2 remote and 3 chickens. I buy her radio on Sunday. With a cassette deck. My wife is big. I not like her. She will be angry.
2006-11-27 20:58:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
well, i say yes, you seem to have all the right moves to win her over, but the winning move was the 3 chickens in my opinion
2006-11-27 21:08:48 · answer #1 · answered by SKK P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so wife is boring.....here's a thought why don't you divorce wife, If you want to give your neighbor 1 TV, with 2 remotes, (most people only need 1 remote for 1 tv), 3 birds and a boom box with a cassette deck (Wow,your going all out) because according to you she is pretty & skinny. You claim your wife is a hippo and boring too...Maybe your just stupid and dumb..I hope your wife sits on you and the skinny girl next door to. And what the hell is sexy time to her virgin? The girl next door probaly has had more partners than you, your wife, her and even me can count on all our fingers and toes.......But hey the grass is always greener next door because of the chicken poop...
2006-11-28 05:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by txflowerblossom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do, your wife will no longer be boring. There will be lots of excitement when she shoves both remotes down your throat, smashes the TV on your head and lets the chickens peck you to death. I won't say where she will put the cassette deck!
2006-11-28 05:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You sir are a PIG!!! I hope your wife returns the favor with the finest man in the neighborhood maybe you will find out that you were just as boring as she was and you did absolutely nothing for her . Even Steven so to speak!!
2006-11-28 07:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by sereta zandrae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you like your neighbour so much, do your wife a big favour and move in with your neighbour. Good riddance to bad rubbish l would say if l was your wife !!!!!!!!You are a moron, grow up !!!
2006-11-28 08:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by kazzadanni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One learn how to spell right that not a proper way to spell anything. Second NO thats cheating would you want her to cheat on you! if you don't like your wifes appernce talk to her about it ask her to lose a little wait tell her your boerd with the same old stuff ask her if she'd like to try new things! don't go and **** ur naighbour!
2006-11-28 06:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i answered a similarquestion of yours i think that you need to speak with you wife a decide if your in a healthy relationship and women do not like chickens try flowers
2006-11-28 05:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should give your neighbors husband a big gun and your wife a big knife and you can all have a nice time....
2006-11-28 05:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by lol_des 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
borat is the single most offensive piece of garbage in all of history.
it is not funny, and emulating it only indicates your absolute lack of any social skills whatsoever.
have a nice day.
2006-11-28 05:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by sharrron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
before you try to give your neighbor a nice time go back to school and let them teach you how to talk or write.(i not like her) lol
2006-11-28 05:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋