There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"
He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"
So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
2006-11-27 20:50:43 · 15 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute,"
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Now, GO to bed....LOL
2006-11-27 21:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
have a gud nite sleep
catch u later
2006-11-27 21:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-27 20:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok... THAT was hilarious!!! Nice 1.
2006-11-27 23:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-11-27 20:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by geez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-27 20:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Leigh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud nyte
ha ha ha lol
2006-11-27 20:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-27 20:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by MineNOTyours 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good
2006-11-28 01:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lol
2006-11-27 20:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by naturalselection 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋