im not sure how unusual or wrong this is but when I used to have have sex with my wife and she was awake i always felt nervouse and i usually ended up shooting my load all over her stomach a minute after we start..it hasnt always been like this and latley she has been falling asleep during sex and I really really enjoy it because I am relaxed and I can do a lot more things she wont let me do normally ..more recently though she has been waking up does anyone know where I can buy chloroform or something that can make her sleep without hurting her too much?
2006-11-27 19:19:04 · 26 answers · asked by Bazil 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
try giving her a "donkey Punch".
2006-11-27 19:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by jesse g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you should be trying to knock out your wife with chloroform or anything else for that matter. That is just wrong. If you are having trouble performing when she is awake, maybe you ought to get the help of a psychiatrist. Perhaps you could try one of those numbing creams on your member to delay your premature ejaculate. But drugging your partner, that is not the right thing to do.
2006-11-27 19:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by hairballdave 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine it is illegal to do what you want to do. Why would you want to knock your wife out to have sex?
It should be a pleasure for you both to relate and participate. If you are nervous, you need to try some relaxation techniques and you need to try to leave your comfort zone so you can enjoy basic sex with your wife when she is awake.
If all else fails, you need to see someone and get some help....
2006-11-27 19:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by holdengal81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chloroform and without hurting her too much. Is it that big gee or you that ugly. Use a trash bag
2006-11-27 19:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by doris c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joking right? that is the most ignorant and idiotic thing i have ever heard.... chloroform being used on people is very very ilegal and depending on the state illegal to posses without a liscence.
2006-11-27 19:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by FuSioN` 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like you really care about making her happy! Who are you trying to impress? There's no need to show off to the ladies behind the dumpster at Walmart.
2016-05-22 21:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-28 07:34:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Lil Jon would say.."WHAT!!!!" First of all, does she know that you're having sex with her while she is asleep?
That's pretty wrong if she doesn't know...but if she does and she's into it, then get her some sleeping pills
2006-11-27 19:21:51 · answer #8 · answered by star_puk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Since when do you need chloroform for a blow up doll?
2006-11-27 19:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding, if your wife falls asleep while you are having sex, there is certainly something wrong with you, not her.
2006-11-27 19:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
But after she wakes up next day tell her to wash and have a shower .
what if she got pregnant , how would you explain it ?
2006-11-27 20:04:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋