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I was with three other friends and we were out enjoying a beautiful summer day at the local Dairy Queen eating ice cream. While at the window ordering, I jokingly asked one of the older married ladies what she was doing later. She introduced me to a young lady that I arranged to take to the theatre later in the week. I had forgotten that I had another date earlier that same day so I had to run from one date to the other. The first girl's friends saw us and I was in trouble for the rest of the school year. It certainly did not matter. We were later married have had three children, one grandchild, and have been married over thirty years. I would not trade her for anything in this World!! She is my cutie. Have a great week.
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2006-11-27 17:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by Eds 7 · 0 0

We bumped heads...I reached down to pick something up and didn't realize he had as well and was just above me..his forhead made direct contact with my left eye as I turned to stand up....giving me a swollen and eventual BLACK eye. First date...and a black eye...we are still seeing each other nearly a year later...lol..but can you imagine trying to explain that to friends and family?

2006-11-28 01:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by svmainus 7 · 1 0

Was raging drunk, fell over, vomited, I'm a very classy girl. I'd like to think I have grown out of that though

2006-11-28 01:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Bexx 4 · 0 0

I accedentally popped a toe of french bread into her cleavage

2006-11-28 01:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm a recluse. I don't leave the house for fear of meeting someone.

2006-11-28 01:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 0 0

I forgot their name the next morning

2006-11-28 01:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was so nervous about meeting them i was so absorbed in thinking about what i was going to say, i asked if they were wearing underwear.........instead i was meant to ask do you enjoy performing and touring ........it was to weird al yankovic......luckily he laughed it off and asked me to have coffee with him instead....

2006-11-28 01:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0 0

when i first met my man i was really high on pot

2006-11-28 01:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0 0

this guy said i was 'mean' when i just said one sentence to him, so i broke down when ever he talked to me, untill he said "im sorry, will you forgive me???" lol, i couldn't stop laughing when he said that.

2006-11-28 01:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by :D 5 · 1 0

i ran their fence over and lost my exhaust

2006-11-28 01:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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