Now that hunting season is in full swing, how many deer have you almost run into?

Question

We live out in the country, so I have to dodge them everynight...it's crazy!!

Answer 1

I had 4 of them in my backyard the otherday. This was the very first time I'd even seen one outside of a petting zoo.

Answer 2

None, but I almost hit a bear a few weeks ago.


That reminds me of Ron white's bit

Ron White: My cousin Ray on the other hand thinks that killin' a deer with a deer rifle is like magic in the forest. And now, I would like to do for you now my impression of my cousin Ray after the big kill. "Hell, it was four in the mornin', 22 degrees outside. 'Course, you weren't there. P****. I'm in a camouflaged deer blind. I've got grease paint on my face and deer urine on my boots. I'm not sure why." I made that part up. "I've got a 30-06 with a laser scope. This baby will fire a bullet 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker I hunged from the danged ol' tree... caught him right above the eye." Yeah, well, I hit one with a *van* goin' *fifty-five* miles an hour with the headlights on and the horn blowin'!

Answer 3

The hunters are causing
them to run out of the
woods to escape being
killed. Sad, isn't it?

I saw one that was going
toward the hunters...it had
on a backpack that
had a bomb in it.

The hunters of course will
call it a
terrorist deer.

Answer 4

I primitive weapon hunt for one week on the commencing up of the season and my freezer gets finished so there is not any desire me to seek something of the 365 days and that i circulate returned to catfishin on the river.

Answer 5

full swing

Answer 6

wait can't u hunt rabbit too rabbits are good too...

Answer 7

NONE YET.