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As inspired by the 1970 film WATERMELON MAN.

Instead of this happening to a White man who is an Insurance Salesman, what if this were to happen to the Prez?

2006-11-27 16:48:45 · 16 answers · asked by Middy S 2 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

Thanks Koysta for that link to the excellent Chappelle clip! I insist that everyone watch this.

2006-11-27 17:03:49 · update #1

16 answers

If Bush turned black, Laura would be smiling a lot more.

*wink wink nudge nudge*

2006-11-27 20:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The presidents cabinet would definitely look a lot different than it does today. The congress either Dem's or Rep would be forced to work with the new president, male or female . There are two good black candidates one male one female both are black. However I don't know if the country is ready for a black president male or female. I think this is something the country would have to ease into like a black vice president. Look at Condi Rice a black female secretary of state they cut her a wide berth republican or democrat. Who would have thought there would be a black female secretary of state. Yes I believe the oval office will one day be filled with a black president. Just as long as it's not Al Sharpton.

2006-11-27 17:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The N.Y.C citizens hung a 1000 or so blacks on lampposts and trees during the war of Northern aggression.what do you think would happen.they would lynch him. that's what,and if they didn't succeed, he would have ships fire on N.Y.C just like they did during the war, when they had draft riots,and have solders shoot them in the streets like they did, because they didn't wont to fight the Southerners. Watermelon man?. Ha ha Ha ha I didnt catch that movie, I bet it was funny.Its time for a Colored person to be President.I think It would be good for the country. I really do.But only 12 % or colored in this country. that person would have to be great. to get the votes.

2006-11-27 17:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go watch the Black Bush skit from Chappelle's Show
Here let me get you a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DprRG8uitwA

Enjoy....

2006-11-27 16:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kostya 2 · 1 0

A highly unlikely scenario. If it were to happen he would probably be arrested if he got anywhere near his ranch. Black people just don't wander around anywhere near rich white folks property unless they are planning to steal something.

2006-11-27 17:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by smilindave1 4 · 1 0

The gravity that holds us down would stop first and we'd float into the universe. If he were to become black he would make medical history

2006-11-27 17:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by devora k 7 · 1 0

Black, white, yellow, green, blue, the man is a complete idiot and nothing would change.

2006-11-27 16:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The democrats would claim it was a ploy to help the republicans in the next presidential election.

2006-11-27 16:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by Ricky T 6 · 0 2

He would complain of a skin disease, like Michael Jackson, and I hope he would retire.

2006-11-27 17:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 1 0

He will blame it on the Muslims and BOMB another country to smithereens.

Please keep Bush safe. Every time something happens to him he bombs someone else.

2006-11-27 16:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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