My personal perspective of God has always been monotheistic and male, so I'm not looking for anyone to defend the traditional Christian/biblical self-disclosure of God in male terminology. I'm interested in composing a list (based on personal testimonies of people who conceive of God as female) of why you hold to this view. Thanks.
2006-11-27 16:25:27 · 11 answers · asked by chdoctor 5 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Well I would say god is a female (if he/she is in existance at all) because:
She spent so much detail into creating Earth (no guy for sure would do that)
She made female's the dominant half of humans (I say that by the fact that males are easily persuaded by boobs and vaginas)
Also you know where mosses talked to the burning bush and when he came back looking 30 years older, well since women like to talk so much about nothing... if you haven't got the point yet you need some help or your blond (no offense blondes just that some of you aren't the brightest people in the world)
She is always percieved as skinny, and most guys can be a little tubby and so she/he would more than likely be a girl due to the percieved size (no one in the world that believes in god that I know isn't crazy would describe god as fat, obese or that his/her mom was fat ect.)
God is a male because:
If god was a female then the earth might actually have been flat instead of round!
Then also the earth would be the only thing in the universe other than the star.
Back to mosess and the burning bush thing again, only a guy would talk to people as burning bushes because it would be the most hilarious prank you could pull image mosses walking away from that momment "I just talked to god as a burning bush!" everyone would reply "I think you have been smoking some bush (drugs)"
Why god doesn't exist:
Give me one good reason why I would believe he exists:
IF you say "Who created the earth and ect." then who created him? It's impossible for anything to create itself so god had to be created!
IF you say "He just does and it is too complicated as to why he exists", THEN HOW THE F*** ARE YOU ABLE TO TELL ME THAT IF IT IS TOO COMPLICATED.
IF you say you will give me 1 million dollars I will accept the bribe but not change my religous beliefs.
Also whats the point in wasting 1 hour a week in a warm building full of people just sitting there listening to a guy talk, thats just like trying to listen to listen to rap if your 99 years old (no offense elderly but rap is just a little too fast for your ears) and deciphering the words.
Lastly, I am going to get sooooooooooooo many mod downs on this.
2006-11-27 16:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by 13yearoldComputerNerd 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whatever image people might have of God, the one that I find LEAST appealing is the one Michelangelo depicted on the Sistine Chapel with those GROSS boney big toed feet. What was Michelangelo thinking about? Nope. God would have better sense that get stuck with such ugly feet. : )
2006-11-27 16:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God Said, He made man in his own image.
One more time.
God Said, He made man, He made man, (again, case you ain't gettin it), He made man in his own image.
Then he took from the MAN, and made the woman.
There was no conceiving of the mind.
Just because you believe the sun doesn't shine. Does not make it so.
2006-11-28 05:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by smially 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does God have to be one sex or the other? The answer is the entity does not have any sex. We have sexes for reproduction and God does not need to reproduce; you want to think of God as a human, which is not the way it works.
2006-11-27 16:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
anyone that assigns their version of a divine, overarching intelligence a sex is has given prima facie evidence that they are a doofus. So who would care what led to their addled conclusion?
2006-11-28 03:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man was created in God's image, woman was created using one of man's ribs...ribs, a cheaper cut.
2006-11-27 17:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by chuck y 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I imagine that most people ignore the issue. I certainly do, but I don't believe in god.
2006-11-27 16:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Always playing games with your life, denies it, and has no accountability. If that isn't female....then I don't know.
2006-11-27 16:40:54 · answer #8 · answered by Willard V 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
who said god exists now? how could a figment of our imagination have a gender?
2006-11-27 16:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Tom P 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I dont really care what it is. I dont think it matters. I think its crazy to try to figure it out. Were only humans!
2006-11-27 16:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Snowboard 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋