funny answer is welcome
2006-11-27 15:36:25 · 11 answers · asked by pao y 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
he has something hot in his mouth
2006-11-27 15:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by justcurious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes, when old Santa's away from home all night like that, he gets a little horny. So, when he approaches the redlight district of New York he bellows out, "ho, ho, ho" in an effort to pick up a lady for himself who can take care of his needs.
2006-11-27 23:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Santa only comes once a year, and he wants someone sexier and raunchier than Mrs. Claus to do it with.
2006-11-27 23:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by Flea© 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause santa claus was a pimp before he started giving out gifts to the good girls and boys. he use to pimp the bad girls to the good boys if you know what im sayin.
ho's hoe's ho'z
2006-11-28 02:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by lovelornlarry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he likes hos hos hos
2006-11-27 23:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by BuRn Di WiSdOm WeEd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is always jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
2006-11-27 23:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he wants one!
2006-11-27 23:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by k_ahhhhhs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if he said "he, he, he" you would think he was laughing at you... doesn't that sound like a skinny little laugh anyway!
2006-11-27 23:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by ru.barbie2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess because he so fat.hes chocking and laughting at the same time.
2006-11-27 23:42:57 · answer #9 · answered by bassetluv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is just made believed
2006-11-27 23:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by Jonas LOVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋