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can anyone give me some instructions on some witch craft spells or potions and all the materials needed?

2006-11-27 15:33:46 · 7 answers · asked by Baby♥ 3 in Games & Recreation Hobbies & Crafts

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first get all of your harry potter books and get your magical wand that came with the special package. what? you don't have that magical wand. well i guess you're just an amature. but you can still perform your scary witch craft. you must gain at least 40 lbs and put on a lot of black make-up. you also have to hate your parents and hate the world and be very dark and scary and have really bad acne. then satan will come and ravish your goodies and leave you with a very magical bloody as.s. make sure you are deepthroating the door knob while you wait and chant "there's no place like home" 4 times and tinkle your toes

2006-11-27 15:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

If you are new to the Craft, you may not yet know that spell-begging is considered bad manners. Check out http://www.teenwitch.com for lots of info.

2006-11-27 23:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by trivimp 3 · 1 1

Witchcraft isn't a toy to play with. It's hard work and dedicated research.

Why do you want to learn witchcraft?

2006-11-28 02:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by Morningstar2651 4 · 1 1

Go to the library they have books on all that stuff

2006-11-27 15:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by larlonewolf 3 · 2 1

POOF You're delusional! Cool trick, huh?

2006-11-27 15:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by Toddzilla SoCal 4 · 1 2

I understand your interest, but it really is best not to play around with that stuff. You have no idea what you are getting yourself into. Please reconsider.

2006-11-27 15:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by Pichi 7 · 1 2

If you play with fire you surely will be BURNT.

2006-11-27 15:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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