♥Could you try and make me laugh with your answer? Thanks :)
2006-11-27 14:32:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sure, I could run around the house with a pair of your panties over my head, naked, and playing a banjo while singing jingle bells. ; ) Did I at least get a smile out of that one? : D
2006-11-27 16:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must be having a bad day. But sorry, no, there's not more to life than this. I wish I could make you laugh, but I was just reminded that there's not more to life than this. You're still young, though, so you have a chance of things getting better for you!!!!
2006-11-27 14:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
I hope mine is not limited to 24hours. Jeez! LOL
2006-11-27 14:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
There is much more to life than this. You and I have been handpicked to stop the spread of the evil lettuce crop! We all thought that Spinach was the culprit, but no: It was the dreaded spinach from the Midwest! We must stop it before it gets to the carrots and tomato crops and ruins salads worldwide!!
Dewers shots!
2006-11-27 14:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Obviously Not.. WaWah>>Heavy Sigh!!!
2006-11-27 14:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Desert Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i have quite interesting hobbies to keep me occupied. for one thing i eat soup...a lot of soup. also there is my kangaroo farm, sometimes i box with them on the weekends. my fragile body simply cannot take the beating anymore. also i throw tic tacs at people who go past my house...that should teach them to not walk on my sidewalk again. anyways, i have some soup to eat!
2006-11-27 14:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry i cant make people laugh.
life is what you make f it. its up to you to see the unseen. things only other people dream of experiencing. so if you almost get hit by a truck its up to you to move. and if you are hit, well enjoy the things you have/had/will experience a lot more.
sorry if this is really depressing.
2006-11-27 14:38:39 · answer #7 · answered by R ♥ I ♥ P ♥ Casey Calvert 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"I believe that life sucks but anything that sucks really can't be that bad, you don't know what you're missing til you're missing what you had, I used to think that one and one would always equal two but one was one was me and the other one she flew...."
2006-11-27 18:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just take comfort in knowing that it will all be over sooner than you think.
2006-11-27 14:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nope, this is it.
pass me a beer, will ya
2006-11-27 14:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋