If you were an RPG character, how many hit points would you have?

Question

I would have Infinite HP but I would still be vulenerable to negative status ailments like Eject, Poison etc. You would have to use your brain to kill me and I would be like one of those hard optional bosses that only the dorkiest of gamers attempt.

Answer 1

I would have 3,151,989 HP
thats my birthday crammed into a long number lol
March 15th 1989
I would be immune to electric and fire based attacks

Answer 2

Considering the times I've been unbelieveably ill or injured and lived, I'd probably have around 20,000 HP. I'd also have an unbelieveably high tolerance for status ailments.
I've survived E-Coli, Endometrial Cancer, have Diabetes, have broken more bones than I can count, been hit by a car, fallen off a 6 story building.....I'm still kickin'. I'm also NOT allergic to poison Ivy, Oak or Sumac.

Answer 3

I'd turn on Buddha mode so my heath would never go below 1 hp.

Answer 4

id be a ninja cause ninjas dont die and cant be seen or id have 200 hp adn 200 att but 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000..... contuied lol id have alot of ntelgence

Answer 5

I would be a 55 hit point monk on guild wars, they don't die, they just sit there killing everything. I rule you

Answer 6

I'd turn god mode on, slit my opponent's stomach open, burn his insides, and turn super speed on. All this while he is barely executing his first attack.

Answer 7

well id blow up the game so i dont have to worry about loosing or not. hahahsahahahahhaahhahahahahaahha

Answer 8

your kind of freaky lol just kidding

Answer 9

999...duh

Answer 10

-1 HP. :)