What if chuck norris had to take on...?

Question

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan,
and they All came out of no where lightning fast
would they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ***?
would it be the bloodiest battle the world ever saw?
will civilians be looking on total awe?

Answer 1

lol

i've heard some good ones

gandalf the white would definitely kick ***...

hey what about wolverine, though?

Answer 2

while being encircled by the poets and the Knights that say nympth he would first be attacked by hulk hogan, the incredible hulk, the incredible edible egg and the eight armed DR. which really only has 6 arms and 2 legs, while he was busy pistol whipping the pink power ranger the armless legless black night would annoy him and captain Kirk would put the vulcan neck pinch on him were he would be finished off by the lecture of Dr. Spock ( he's the baby pook author right) realizing how he was mistreated as a child he would colapse into a weeping mess then he'd be finished off by gollum, goldilocks, and the three bears'

Answer 3

dude dont be dumb chuck would have all their asses in a blender before they could all say "o me so horny for chuck..."

better question...who would win out of those people if chuck norris gave an equal piece of his awesomeness to everyone in the fight...and threw in a penguin and gave him the rest???

ponder that will ya?

Answer 4

Honestly I think people would just change the channel..

Answer 5

na chuck norris never gets hit wen he's fighting. they all seem to wait while he fights them one at a time. chuck norris sucks!!!

Answer 6

well if it was his show he would. walker would