Groan "Oh my gosh am I having an elephant" Groan "Oh! C'mon Icecream" FLush Oh man here we go some more Oh my gosh what crawled up there & Died?" Groan "chrst! Did a cow crap in here or something?" (Sprays air freshener) Ahhhh! How do you spell relief? S-H-I-T (Sighs & Sings OH What a relief it is!) Oh and don't forget the occasianal fart from sitting there for an hour crudding. And waking up the legs when done!
2006-11-27 14:30:08
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Haha. Classy. Anyway, no. I'm a Scientologist, and I take silent dumps so the little darling won't be scarred for life.
2006-11-27 22:16:38
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answered by wab0027 1
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I play guitar when I'm on the toilet. Might as well be productive. I keep a small acoustic guitar in my bathroom.
2006-11-27 22:15:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Sometimes If it doesn't want to come out!
but most of the time you just hear it when
it hits the water!
2006-11-27 22:17:01
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answered by soundlady 5
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Yes, Mam, sometimes its a grunt, sometimes its a groan, sometimes just a sigh of relief.
2006-11-27 22:16:02
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answer #5
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answered by nevada nomad 6
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sometimes my body makes noises, even when i don't want it too.
2006-11-27 22:15:34
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answered by Hairdresser4you 3
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I have no control over the sounds my sphincter makes.
2006-11-27 22:16:04
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answered by KansasCityGirl26 4
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i grunt and groan and turn red on the face. oh yeah, and my legs fall asleep! It's dramatic!
2006-11-27 22:26:32
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answered by poopie 2
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nope
2006-11-27 22:15:12
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answered by leafy_c2i2 4
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nope
2006-11-27 22:14:53
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answered by ? 7
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