well it all depends on the kind of crap for instance........ Hard: Sit with my feet on the trash can, resting my chin on my knees, breathing hard trying not to push so I don't make noise. Long: Make my self comfortable, take advantage of the fact that no one's going to bother me until I'm done and take my time, maybe even day dream.
Just something I thought was funny: Last week I had a really bad stomach ache and I didn't know why, then I pooped and I relized that it was because of the hot chocolate I drank for breakfast. It had little marshmellows in it that apparently don't digest at all.
2006-11-27 14:23:36
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answered by Linda T. 2
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Personally, I hate taking a dump and can't wait til it's over. It stinks and I don't like it that I can feel it coming out of the hershey highway, or when it splashes into the water like a Lincoln log. Ugh. Just a messy business all the way around that I'd rather not have to doo.
2006-11-27 14:50:29
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answered by Anonymous
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I be certain I flush in the past I launch to stay away from the lower back-splash from occurring. of path, you'll be able to desire to go away a skid mark or 2, even nevertheless it quite is worth it because of the fact moist *** if terrible! The seat of the commode is likewise an unfitting place to digest cloth in print. i might go outdoors on a bench or according to threat even on a urinal.
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answered by ? 4
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read Uncle Johns Bathroom Readers
2006-11-27 14:02:26
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answered by TAZZLOVER8 2
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Yuck with the drinking of the chocolate milk isn't that like it going in one way and coming right back out the same way? lol.
I don't do anything but grunt, wipe, wash and go :)
2006-11-27 14:06:14
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answered by Me 6
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i had a roommate once who put tons of magazines and books in the bathroom to read... (i guess that is common) and i started reading them, even when i was finished... i just kept on reading
i don't live with that roommate anymore, so i've reverted to the poop and leave technique....
2006-11-27 14:03:35
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answered by Anonymous
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well i do alot of things depends on the day. and if i was in a hurry or not. sometimes i eat a meal, read a book,magazine,text people,talk on the phone,use my laptop. count my change.
2006-11-27 14:03:21
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answered by mastermind 4
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I have to laugh at your examples. Seriously, I usually wait so long that it doesn't take but a few seconds, so I just look at the wall and it's over.
2006-11-27 14:04:33
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answered by kitten lover3 7
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Have to tell my kids to stop coming in the bathroom....it seems like the only time they want to talk is when I am trying to #2
2006-11-27 14:03:08
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answered by ? 4
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Read, squeeze it out, sing to myself
2006-11-27 14:07:18
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answered by Perplexed 7
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