when i masturbate i sometimes put the salt shaker in my butt to help me orgasm but recently i think the metal lid cut me inside my butt and it started to burn and bleed when i use the bathroom. how can i fix a cut inside there?
2006-11-27 12:05:13 · 16 answers · asked by j355_1337 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
do not use Alcohols (60–90% isopropyl, ethyl alcohol or “methylated spirit” on mucous membranes.
Gentle washing with mild soap and water or rinsing a scrape with sterile saline is a better practice.
P.S. very gross, indeed.
2006-11-27 12:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Goldista 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people just dont have nothing else to do so they let their minds think of this sick **** and than have the nerve to ask a stupid question as this! Heres what you do, douch with 90% alcohol, up the butt of course, two times a day. That should help.
2006-11-27 20:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Leneki 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your best bet is to go to a doctor. This is a very unclean area, and you can easily get an infection!!!
Next time try something a little softer, like the Handel of a spatula, or ice cream scoop.
2006-11-29 11:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by knihelpu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try the pepper shaker instead. Or maybe a peeled jalapeno pepper.
2006-11-28 04:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't worry i did that once but it wasn't with a salt shaker just make sure you have a lot of laxatives and apples and it will heal
2006-11-28 01:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by frogorgy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
O M G you gotta be kiddin me. dude. you gotta be able to find something better than a salt shaker to stick up your ***. a cucumber,a carrot, a kielbasa. no light bulbs tho.
you're killin me
2006-11-27 20:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by spooky 1 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yikes! Talk about getting yourself in a pickle :)
Stick a q-tip up there with some neosporin on it and take a stool softner.
2006-11-27 20:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by MT Hammer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just place the salt in rice and it will dry out in no time.
2006-11-27 21:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should go to the doctor so he can extract it. Next time, go buy an a#$ plug.
2006-11-27 20:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by kimmys 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuck
2006-11-27 20:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋