♥And read the details next time? Thank you!
2006-11-27 11:57:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm allergic to details.
Me...make you laugh?
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!
2006-11-27 12:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Fox Paws 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have read the details this time already, I hope you don't mind too much. Thank you!
2006-11-27 11:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't without the use of a feather, some marmalade, and a pet boa constictor. Guaranteed to make you laugh or die in the process.
2006-11-27 12:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I fell asleep in a cabbage patch once walking 8 miles in the worng direction after leaving a Frat party my second night in college.......
2006-11-27 14:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
2006-11-27 13:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have three vaginas and six penises, all equipped with a " I can make babies by myself"
~Laugh Your Head Of Book 1972
2006-11-27 12:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buck up, Little Camper. Go visit B0FF0's 360.
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2006-11-27 12:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zebras and rabid mongooses are trying to eat my elbows, I cant stop them! even my kneecaps are helpless! I once threw an apple core at a ketchup bottle and got transmorgified into a toaster...it was toasty
2006-11-27 12:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bo-Bo is on the ceiling eating soup. My 3 year old just told me that and I started laughing.
2006-11-27 12:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you left out the details
2006-11-27 12:03:44 · answer #10 · answered by dama*loca 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋