Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan,
and they All came out of no where lightning fast
would they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ***?
would it be the bloodiest battle the world ever saw?
will civilians be looking on total awe?
2006-11-27 11:42:33 · 7 answers · asked by seacow 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Chuck Norris would beat them all, but then the French Guards (also from Holy Grail) would give him such a vicious taunting that he'd run away.
2006-11-28 05:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris couldn't beat Darth Vader!
I'm still waiting for Chuck to win an Oscar, lol.
2006-11-27 11:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by Villain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are the Power Rangers still alive?
2006-11-27 11:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vin deisel chuck pancakes
2006-11-27 11:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Noris could do that with his eyes closed and one hand tied behind his back.
2006-11-27 11:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by irish_eyes_on_parade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you took all these people and put them against Jack Bauer, Jack Bauer would be able to fill a swimming pool with their blood and go for a nice relaxing swim.
2006-11-27 11:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, Im in total awe, alright!
2006-11-27 11:46:19 · answer #7 · answered by Katz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋