If Men Got Pregnant
Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
Women would rule the world
2006-11-27 10:10:12 · 39 answers · asked by helen 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
the human race would die
2006-11-27 10:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Financial burden 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A few corrections to "If Men Got Pregnant"
Maternity leave would not exist because men would jusat carry on working and having the baby in the lunch break.
There would be no cure for stretch marks because men would not give a s.hit whether thery had them or not..
Natural childbirth would become common place.
Morning sickness! this form of hypochondria would cease to exist.
All methods of birth control would be used in a responcible manner.
Children would be raised better.
Men would not be eager to talk about commitment because we are too self sufficient to need commitment.
They wouldn't just think twins were cute they would also think didn't I do well.
Sons would be trusted to act in a responcible manner.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be less neccasary.
They'd work during the entire pregnancy.
Men would not go to restaurants they would cook themselves.
Women would interfere.
2006-11-27 10:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's no longer a man's world - we ARE fighting back, but every man needs a woman behind him - even if if is to give him a good kick every now & then (or we could choose to do that at the front too.....).
2006-11-27 11:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I agree, but knowing our luck I'm sure we'd end up holding the baby, as always. We'd still be nurse maids, house cleaners, bread winners. Mind you we may be kept bare foot, but at least we wouldn't be pregnant too.
2006-11-27 10:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There would only be one child in each family coz they would never go through it a second time!
2006-11-27 21:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by gammonlisajane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've sure made a point. MEN ARE WEAK! I'd love to see a man go through pregnancy, see how they take it! Nice one!
2006-11-27 10:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by Lady_Crimsyn1986 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
id hardly call it feminist drivel..more like plain fact. have you witnessed a labour and birth? if not com back when you have, or have shat a 9n a half pound melon..with shoulders
2006-11-27 11:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by Sandra R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to imagine it
I mean how is he suppossed to do things of which only a woman can?
2006-11-27 10:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, do you think the man who answered gave you the thumbs down, perchance?!!
I was gonna write about man flu too!!
2006-11-27 10:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by buttercup 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They wouldn't handle it mentally, You See - God Was Intelligent enough to choose us for the job!
2006-11-27 10:23:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If men got pregnant the Human race would be nearing extinction
2006-11-27 10:12:09 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋