Example: An old guy comes up to you and says "Where have you been all of my life?" COMEBACK - "Teething."
2006-11-27 09:18:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That can be topped! Another time, someone said to me, "It's you, it's you!!!" I smiled and said, "Do I know you?" and he said, "Yes, it's you, the girl of my dreams!" and I said, "Wow, that's a coincidence! I'm the girl of my husband's dreams too! What a small world!" See??? Come on! I can't be the only quick one!!!!
2006-11-27 09:22:50 · update #1
Some gross (I don't mean fat and ugly... he was loud/obnoxious and his conversations were easily overheard and he was a dog, gross, lewd, ick) guy came up to me and said "Do I know you from somewhere?" I responded with "If I knew you, I wouldn't admit to it so, no."
2006-11-27 09:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by stimply 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have beautiful green eyes. has anyone ever told you that?
my comeback, ;NO, YOU'RE THE FIRST!!
2006-11-27 09:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA, I can't top yours, im not that quick it takes me awhile.
2006-11-27 09:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by So Happy!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your cock was as big as your mouth I may be interested.
2006-11-27 09:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by Shelley S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use to be "Aren't you a bit old for me mister? "
2006-11-27 09:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you a nikel if you tickle my pickle!
2006-11-27 09:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'munna eat'cu!
2006-11-27 09:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by ToolBox™ is back 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋