I just found this and wondered who would find this useful:
Goodfellows insurance company of London, England has a policy that may set your mind at ease. For about $150, the firm will insure you for $1.5 million against alien abduction. A slightly higher premium buys coverage against being impregnated by outer space beings. A spokesman for Goodfellows says the policy is owned by about 40,000 people--who must provide visual evidence and pass a lie detector test to collect on a claim.
2006-11-27 09:10:32 · 13 answers · asked by CresentMoon 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I pray I am abducted by aliens everyday on my way to work! I would buy this!!!
2006-11-27 09:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No for there is no way that you could ever prove you were abducted by aliens....................... For no insurance company would even believe eye witnesses to that fact. So no pay out ever, So just save yourself some money. To buy yourself a nice gift. That is if you return intact...........................
2006-11-27 20:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i regret i didnt do it a year ago before the abduction but right after it was over i made sure i had insurance for it, you have no idea how many chips was planted in my back and it was expensive to take them all out.
but that stupid government took all of them and i have no prove it happened!!!
2006-11-27 17:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by meansweryou 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Considering the actual likelihood of being absucted by aliens, that would be an enormous waste of money.
2006-11-27 17:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by Dylan G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if the agent knocked on my door, was grey, about three feet tall and had huge almond-shaped eyes and told me I should probably invest in it because I was on a "list".
2006-11-27 18:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by piggly_wigglyus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the insurance cover you if you have been previously abducted without coverage....just wondering! lol....Funny!
2006-11-28 08:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way, what if they wipe my memory of the event?
And even worse, what if they wipe my memory, and I'm impregnated with an alien spawn?
Horrible.
2006-11-27 17:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by Someone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I am covered...
Can't be to sure these days..
lot of wacko's out there.
can't tell em from aliens or earthling or who?
2006-11-27 17:19:14 · answer #8 · answered by cork 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
id like to meet the people who passed the tests and collected their money! i wonder what it took to get the money? hmmmm?
2006-11-27 17:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely buy it if it were under $1.
2006-11-27 17:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Pico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋