I'm telling ya. Last year he really got me riled up. Came cruising in yelling that HO HO HO s***, crash landed on my trailer with all those aminals (that then stomped all kinds of dents in the roof and crapped ever where), and then he tried to climb down my water heater vent ( I think he was drunk). He screwed that all up. After that he banged open the door an stole all my Chips Ahoy cookies. And a case of beer. Doing that stupid HO HO HO stuff the whole time.
Seems to me a feller should be able to protect hiself form this kind of abuse.
Don't get me wrong. I don't want to kill him. Just wing him. And make him go away.
2006-11-27 08:39:28 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shoot the fat asshole! All he ever leaves is clothes which arent worth the costs in damage, cleaning, and stolen cookies and milk! CURSE YOU SANTA!!!!!!
2006-11-27 08:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO he would never do that. Don't you know he goes to bed early and has his staff leave the milk and cookies for Santa. He has an early bed time xmas even because he wants to be up at the crack of dawn to see that santa left his request. I think he asked Santa to rewind time so he could fire Rumsfeld before the election to see if he can regain republican control of the house and senate. I think this is the year that he will be so upset with Santa. Next year he will order the sleigh be shot down.
2016-05-23 14:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do you just might lose your license to carry a firearm. Then you'll never get them coons out from under your trailer.
Shooting at Father Christmas is expressly prohibited in the fine print of your gun license (as an attorney you ought to know this already). Please refer to Claus XII, sometimes referred to as the Santa Claus. All the details are right there.
2006-11-27 09:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go right ahead HO HO HO to u to. Yah hes been alive to long time for it to end!
2006-11-27 08:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he dented your trailer roof, maybe you should call Jerry Springer.
I'm sure he'd bring santa on the show so you could confront him.
2006-11-27 08:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave Santa alone. Don't you ever drink on the job?
2006-11-27 08:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by chr1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santas dead his daughter belle Took over the bussiness a centuries ago!
2006-11-27 08:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that wasnt Santa/ it was your next door neighbor/ he was trying to get to the beer and took the cookies to make it look like it was Santa/ so before you shoot be sure you know who your shooting at
good luck and smile big/
2006-11-27 08:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uh ...Ya... Sorry about that, Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to wear my bullet proof vest this year. ..............catch me if you can. HO HO HO, oh by the way, keep your chips ahoy cookies, I prefer OREOs
**Merry Christmas**
2006-11-27 08:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Meli 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoa. Just put something up so that he won't land on the house.
2006-11-27 08:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋