2006-11-27 07:14:48 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Marsha - This is just supposed to be a fun question. I'm sorry if it offended you. I sincerely mean that.
2006-11-27 09:00:24 · update #1
1. Called his pet blue whale "tiny"
2. Could be seen from Pluto
3. Was sent into space and now everybody looks up and calls him the Man In The Moon
4. Is now dead and that is why you "once" knew him
5. Was banned from swimming in the sea in order to prevent worldwide tsuamis and freak tides
2006-11-27 07:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by Stephen 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when he walks China has an earth quake.
jumped in the air and got stuck.
put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
his breasts have replaced Dolly Parton's as the biggest things in Tennessee
the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
his belly has its own congressman.
if you call him for supper, it's long distance.
If you cut him, he bleeds gravy.
His butt's in two different time zones
2006-11-27 07:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by daanzig 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once knew a guy that was so fat that he tried so sit on my lap, i pushed him away screamed oh hey try other day.
2006-11-27 07:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exploded.
2006-11-27 07:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once knew a guy who was so fat that he ate the 20th century.
2006-11-27 07:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kballs 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He ate the whole lunch table food at school
2006-11-27 07:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Jacksonville, FL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he could put a teaspoon of water in the bathtub, and when he got in the tub, water would splash out of the tub
2006-11-27 07:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by crazzy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Threw up his 18th bowl of ice cream?
2006-11-27 07:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by JenJen♥♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
would sweat a river while doing the deed. 400 pds 7ft tall
if your out there.....miss you and love you fat mac.
2006-11-27 07:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Had to buy a bigger Truck because he couldn't fit in his old one! Seriously
2006-11-27 07:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋