can you answer this?

Question

Can you cry under water?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent , which no decent human being would eat?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, The answers would be appreciated, thanks!

sorry, the last Q is: if corn oil is made from corn and vegtable oil is made from veggies then what is baby oil made of?

Answer 1

I enjoyed your questions and found it quite amusing. Thank you. These are like oxymoron questions, they are just fun to ask, but they really don't need an answer. Some of them are funny... I like the Gilligan one especially! (and btw, that's a good point!) bravo!

Answer 2

No I can't answer "this" but maybe I can answer "these"!

1.Yes I can cry under water. Why wouldn't I be able to cry underwater?

2. I haven't ever been to heaven or spoken to anybody who has so I don't know if you get stuck wearing the clothes you were burried in for eternity. But I do know that your body that is wearing the clothes doesn't go to heaven, it goes in the ground (or gets cremated therefore is ashes and you aren't wearing anything your body is ashes...right?) Your soul goes to heaven and I don't think your soul is wearing any clothes your body is! So the answer I guess in my opinion is no your soul doesn't get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried with in heaven but your body is stuck with wearing them in the ground (unless you are cremated) for eternity.

3. Pizza doesn't always come in a square box. I believe Domino's puts pizza in a different shaped container not a square box.

4. People say "they slept like a baby" because babies look so peaceful when they are sleeping. They don't toss and turn, get up to answer the door or phone, get up to go to the restroom, or they heard something and have to get up to see what it was. And not all babies wake up every two hours! (so maybe they are referring to these babies)

5. Yes it is still a hearing if a deaf person goes to court. They are going to be heard just because they can't hear doesn't mean they can't be heard. The definition of hearing also is...3. An opportunity to be heard. 4. Law. a. A preliminary examination of an accused person. b. The trial of an equity case. 5. A session, as of an investigatory committee or a grand jury, at which testimony is taken from witnesses...not just...1. The sense by which sound is perceived; the capacity to hear. 2. Range of audibility; earshot...so maybe you should do more reading before you ask questions like this.

6. A person acts, stars, plays a role, etc. "in a movie". The movie the person is in may then play "on tv", but the person isn't playing "on tv", they are still playing "in the movie".

7. I have never done this so I can't answer why people pay to go up tall buildings and then pay to look at things on the ground through binoculars. Try asking somebody that has sorry.

8. Yes some people do eat toast that is set to the darkest setting. Your opinion is the toast is burnt to a horrible crisp, some like it that way and to them isn't burnt to a horrible crisp. Maybe they feel no decent person would eat what they call toast which isn't actually toast at all it is just heated up bread, on the lowest setting on the toaster, so why is that setting there, but people eat it that way also...right? And I don't think the way you eat your toast classifies you as "decent" or not.

9. The writer of Gilligan's Island wanted him to be that way. He is smart in the area of electronics but not the area of repairing boats! If he could fix the boat there would be no show to watch, they could get off the island and then what would you watch? Not Gilligan's Island because there would be no island anymore.

10. Maybe they only had that "ACME junk" to buy and they didn't have food to buy for dinner where Wiley E. Coyote was. But then again if Wiley E. Coyote had food to eat what would he do in the cartoon?

11. Can't answer a question if it isn't asked! You didn't finish the question so I don't know what you are asking about the corn oil and vegetable oil.

Hope those answers work for you.

Answer 3

Yes, tears and water will battle for which is saltier.

Never thought about it.

Because it is much easier and cheaper to make a square box and a round pizza. Trying to match forms will bring out inefficiencies.

Yes, because he/she is being listened to, not the other way around.

Movie is an entity, TV is the transmission of signal. When the apparatus is receiving the signal, its on. If at that moment your face is the object of the transmission, you are ON TV :)

Because of the thrill to look and not to be seen.

Because they are related to bread producers - a horrible crisp means you will replace it with another one - twice the consumption. In addition (just a teaser) brown bread burns faster that white. Maybe there is a real reason somewhere "in-between" types of bread :)

Creativity does not flow in all directions.

There will be no cartoons on the subject.

Answer 4

Yes.
No. You wear big white gowns, according to Hollywood.
Square boxes are harder to construct
Because babies sleep deeper when they actually do sleep
Yes
You can actually star in a TV show
To see where the pigeon poo is landing
Beacuse burnt toast also makes a good weapon
He really likes it there on the isle.
He likes the thrill of the chase

Answer 5

Yes (u might drown doing it though)
No
It's easier and cheaper to make square boxes.
Because they only sleep for two hours.
Yes. The judge isn't deaf is he?
The woes of the English Language.
It's a long way back down.
There are humans who are not decent.
That's more technical than we think.
There were no roadrunner dinners on offer.

Answer 6

You sure ask one difficult question.
But I am sure the answer can be found somewhere in the Bible.
Or in one of Mr Bush’s next speeches

Answer 7

yes