Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
2006-11-27 06:17:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
'R you taking ti pi$$??'
2006-11-27 06:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jaws P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As funny as these!
Whats brown and sticky? A stick
Why do budgies bounce? Because they wear rubber wellies
Whats green and goes 60 miles an hour? A frog on a motorbike
2006-11-27 06:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No - but at least 1 get 2 points may be 10.
2006-11-27 06:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe back in the 60s on laugh in they were hilarious but you are dealing with a different time now so it is not as funny...this is what i consider to be slapstick comedy which i dont care for
2006-11-27 06:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by cookiesmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the curtains joke. I'm into those old fashioned-esque jokes.
The Chicken one, I'm afraid I don't like it. it's been beaten to death.
2006-11-27 06:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.... yea like a 100 years ago
2006-11-27 06:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by babygyrl11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so much., way too old school to be funny to the majority of adults, maybe for kids, but they've probably heard them before.
2006-11-27 06:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by mel_23_ashmo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry but no. Well they were when we were 6.
2006-11-27 06:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Iron Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are funni to children...
the best joke which gets me every time is :
whats brown and sticky
a stick!!!
2006-11-27 08:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by SugarPlumFairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2006-11-27 06:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by bicentennialbuck 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No most definetly not......
and neither are you..
worst two jokes i have ever heard...
.but then you knew that didn't you.....
2006-11-27 06:21:14 · answer #11 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋