A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
2006-11-27 04:40:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey, that's a good one and it actually has a touch of class, cleanliness matters, that's good.
2006-11-27 04:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2006-11-27 04:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but only because I've heard it before. Good joke, I love all yours.
2006-11-27 04:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ændru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it did. Haha!
2006-11-27 04:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2006-11-27 04:42:22 · answer #5 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup sure did
2006-11-27 04:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ansy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har. thtat's a good'un. well told.
2006-11-27 04:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes... thats crazy...good one
2006-11-27 04:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly amusing : )
2006-11-27 04:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by Penguin Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,I am not smiling.
2006-11-28 00:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋