Guy's English.
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = make it illegal w/ others
2006-11-27 03:20:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i think you nailed it.....
2006-11-28 05:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by lisa s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
17-The game is on. = Leave me the hell alone.
18-You and (insert her best friend's name) are really close, aren't you? = Any chance for a threesome?
19-Go ahead, have another drink. = I'm gonna try something really perverted later.
20-Do you like porn? = Will you let me do some of that stuff to you?
2006-11-27 11:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by x 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right.
2006-11-27 11:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are absolutely right...and you guys assume that you're shrewed but you're so wrong...that's why most of the guys who try this stupid crap on me will end up looking so stupid...thank you so much for the question really worth answering...
2006-11-27 11:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by l0_o_some1else_o_0l 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
finally someone who understands. Thank you for clearing up what we've been telling women for ages.
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2006-11-27 11:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
17. excuse me for a moment = go to bathroom and scratch itchy balls.
2006-11-27 11:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Hando C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My question is....why do you beat around the bush? You almost put me to sleep with your poetry. ffs.
2006-11-27 11:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have it down to a fine art!
2006-11-27 13:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by *~BETHY~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yea thats sounds like our lingo there
2006-11-27 11:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by dyablo61987 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on dude! You da man !
2006-11-27 11:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That sounds pretty accurate.
2006-11-27 11:25:01 · answer #11 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋