Ive got my own back in different ways ie;toothbrush wiped around the loo,tea bag wiped around the loo then make him tea with it,letter to the tax man,phonecall to crimestoppers "he has no insurance or tax" Anybody got any stories?
2006-11-27 02:25:38 · 21 answers · asked by odd socks 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Laxative in his coffe, tea or beer. Better still, sew some prawns into the linings of his curtains. He will wonder for days where the stench is coming from, unless of course he reads Yahoo answers. I can think of a few other things, but it wouldn't be legal. Best of luck.
2006-11-27 02:35:35 · answer #1 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I always believe in Karma, so think before you act. If you still want ideas though......... toilet paper all over the place so it's nice and soggy in the morning dew, also pouring cereal like fruity pebbles all over the yard makes a nice wake up when they grow in size from the dew. Flour or Oatmeal all over the car is also a nice touch. I don't get revenge because I don't want it to come back and bite me in the *** . I think everyone will get what they deserve in the end.
2006-11-27 02:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Revenge just turns you into a twisted person, Moving on, finding someone right and then years time walking down the street hand in hand and seeing your ex boyfriend, you just smile and walk on past. It will eat him up to see how you've moved on, how happy you are without him and how you found your Mr Right.
2006-11-27 02:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by bagmouss 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes - this is my ex (who I lived with and then discovered he'd not been paying his share of the joint mortgage so I had been paying my half and then had to pay half of his debt!!!). I joined him up to lots of promotional stuff - filling out his name and address out on coupons so complete rubbish got delivered to him at home (he moved back in with his parents)! Holiday brochures, denture adverts, hearing aid information - the works! The b"*t*%d fully deserved it though! I'm now happily married but thinking about this every now and again still makes me chuckle!!!
2006-11-27 02:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Signed him up to recieve informatin about erectile disfunction. Nothing more exciting, unfortunately, but those new online revenge shops are ingenius - for £10 they'll send him a gift-wrapped dead trout. Almost makes you hope to get dumped.
2006-11-27 02:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
in general, revenge is a dish best served cold, so if you're het up about it, then give yourself time to cool down and before you know it you will have a great idea for making his life miserable.
failing that, see the example below:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1219/3272/1600/FAVORITE.0.jpg
it made me howl with laughter:)
2006-11-27 02:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very good. My ex also used to drive round with no tax or ins b4 they changed laws. I gave up plotting mine nothing i could have done would have compared to what he did to me and our son ! I could have gone on forever! I just hope Karma catches up with him. He will see one day and Id love to be the one to see him fall.
2006-11-27 02:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by itgirl23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well when my boyfriend upset me... I would wash his dishes in dirty water before I gave him his dinner everyday. He stayed sick for quite a while.
When my ex upset me... I trashed his new car -- BUT ONLY with things that could be taken off the car. I did not break anything, nothing he could take me to court for. I just used lip stick (i knew would wash off) and poop and other things I found around the property.
2006-11-27 02:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The best revenge is success!!! Just have a wonderful life. :o)
2006-11-27 02:41:33 · answer #9 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sounds like lily allen's "smile"...lol
revenge wasnt made 4 me...i just let things the way they are and move on
2006-11-27 09:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by Ebony eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋