i remember my first day in school i had to go to the toilet. i some how manged to get the top of my d1ck caught in my zip i didnt want to go back in and tell the woman teacher because i didnt know her {i was also a little embarrsed about the size of it it was only 11cm long when i was 4} i had to close my eyes and yank down the zip it took a lump out os the side of my d1ck and the blood was everwhere. i satarted to cry and went to get come tissue when i went to the door it closed on my figre and it started to bleed as well. i went back to class crying and told the teacher my figer was cut i creid for hours and then got sent home. i had to tell my mummy that my d1ck was cut she put geralone on it and a plaster i still have the scar on my d1ck to this day.
2006-11-27 01:55:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Aren't a lot of them toilet related memories! Mine the same. My mum used to push me in a high pram five miles up to my grandma's and took my potty with us. On the way on this particular day I had a tantrum and wouldn't have a wee on the potty in the pram as I reckoned other people could see me. So she took me up an alleyway between two houses to perform but that was just as mortifying. I don't know exactly how old I would have been then, probably about 18 months but can remember my exact thought processes.
I remember sitting in that same wretched pram in reins on a green and white front porch. My head kept lolling as I dozed off and then I'd come round again. That would be have been at under a year old in the Forties.
2006-11-27 02:22:36
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answered by toaster 5
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Earliest Memories for me come from the Cot!!!..... Remember being so upset at loosing a teddy type toy and crying and crying..... i was probably about 18mths at the time, mmaybe a little older?
The Embarrassing one, although not at the time, was probably throwing up all over my Grandad's jacket just before he went out to the club...... he picked me up, and I was sick but can't remember that bit..... i just remember being plonked down on the armchair and watching him trying to wipe off what I had done with his ankerchief.... he didn't look happy, especially when i started giggling away!!!..... Not sure how old I was, but he died when I was age 5, so it's many years ago!
This takes me Back!!
2006-11-27 02:02:03
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answered by ingthing2000 4
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When I was four,almost five, my family went on an RV trip through South America. At some point we had stopped and I was playing with some local kids, all of a sudden I realize my parents are not around, so me and my new friends went in the RV to look for them.We all walked into the back room where my parents were having sex!! They totally froze and said nothing, they stared at us, we stared at them. I was trying to make sense of what I was seeing, because they were not under the blankets or anything. Being a stupid kid, I asked the one question that was on my mind..' mommy, why is daddy laying on top of you?", and she said, " he's keeping me warm, go outside and play." I was satisfied with the answer I guess, because me and the orther kids went outside.....into the 90 degree weather. It took me a few more years to realize what was really going on, and I'm still kind of emberassed when I remember it, but mostly for my parents. I can't imagine what happened after we all left the room. After that I remember a lot of locked doors, for obvious reasons.
2006-11-27 02:05:07
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answered by ruthie a 2
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the most embarrassing memory was when I was 6 years old and my family was all in the living room and I picked up a horn made of an actual horn anyway I had a cold and I blew as hard as I could to make a loud noise and nothing but snot came out OMG I almost died of embarrassment, every one laughed I think my mom even laughed It was bad.
2006-11-27 01:57:43
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answered by Anonymous
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The first embarrassing one I have was when I was around six and I was on my space hopper ( I was a child of the 70.s!) and my mum asked me to take something to a neighbours. I was desperate for the loo but my mum decided that I was trying to get out of going, so said I should hang on til I got back. I was bursting that much I daren't get off my spacehoppr, and ended up peeing all over it.
2006-11-27 01:50:28
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answered by Anonymous
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My earliest childhood memory is of me, as a baby, lying in the crib. I was watching a spider descend from the ceiling on a thread. I thought it was cool.
2006-11-27 01:48:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I can remember being a toddler. My mum would push me around in a pram that had a plastic cover over it to stop the rain, but the edges would cut my leg...I can remember being really cold in it and worrying that my mum would leave me some where.... when I was five I set fire to my teddy, he was wet so I thought it would be a good idea to put him on the cooker to dry, he went up in flames and I nearly burnt down the kitchen....
2006-11-27 01:52:48
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answered by Sadbh 3
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Wanting to go to school with my brother and not being allowed because I was too young. I collapsed in a heap of tears and sat sobbing as I watched Sesame Street on tv while drinking my bottle. (I was 3 years old)
2006-11-27 02:28:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Peeing on the side of my neighbors house when I was 3 or 4.
2006-11-27 01:48:37
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answered by MsFancy 4
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