We all do it, but what do we call it?
Choking the chicken? Beating the bishop? Whack a mole? I've heard a million....let's see if we can find a million and 1.
2006-11-27 00:44:35 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I'm not a guy, but the funniest euphemism for male masturbation i know of is...
Buffing the happy lamp!
2006-11-27 01:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sight 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Target Practice
2006-11-27 03:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a guy, but I've heard:
Going a couple of rounds with the love rifle
Having sex with the beanpole
Greasin' up the purple-helmeted warrior
Shaking hands with the Cyclops 'til he throws up
Dancing with the main vein
2006-11-27 02:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by eauxquet 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a guy but I've heard of guys calling it lots of different things.
shaking the snake
taming the anaconda
flogging the dolphin
whacking the weasil
spanking the monkey
2006-11-27 07:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by Manx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a 5 knuckle shuffle
and giving birth to some knuckle children.... theres 2 for ya
2006-11-27 00:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It saddens my heart to imagine that any born again believer, would take excitement in seeing someone bypass to hell. we were saved from going there, purely by the shed blood of Christ. We should be there. all of us sin and fall short of His glory. The wages of sin is demise although the present of God is eternal life by Jesus Christ our Lord. If each person enjoys seeing the lost bypass to hell , i'm heavily doubting they are saved themselves, because it truly is vanity. We ought to save in ideas from the position we fell.
2016-11-29 20:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turning the doorknob =P
2006-11-27 00:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sex with the one I love the most
2006-11-27 00:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Flogging the dolphin.
2006-11-27 00:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jacking off. I love it doing it to myself or having another guy jack me off.
2006-11-27 01:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by beachguy_41 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋