Fellas would you do this? Ladies what would you do?

Question

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense

of humor!



I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have

never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.



FOR EXAMPLE:



One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.



Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel

like it, I just want you to hold me."



I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"



So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...



"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me

to satisfy your physical needs as a man."



She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who

I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"



Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.



The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with

her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on

several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to

take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to

compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."



We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond

earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was

one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because

she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play

tennis.



I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was

almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with

excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier."



I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel

like it."



Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

"WHAT?"



I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're

just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy

your shopping needs as a woman."



And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why

can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"



Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that b*tch

knows I'm smarter than her.

Answer 1

LOL!-I love what you did to her in the store & agree 100% you did the right thing! (yes there's alot of women out there who prefer "rich men".) -that's why I'm 36 & still single.

Answer 2

I loved it, good for you pulling one on her. Usually the man gets the short end of the stick in a relationship anyway.
And yes, I am woman, hear me roar.
I get tired of seeing so many men get the shaft, but it seems like it is finally turning around the other way.

Answer 3

Hilarious man! Freaken Hilarious!

Answer 4

Very smart for a man for a change ha ha

Answer 5

lol... wer'd u get that???
that's really cute!

if i was d girl, i wud never choose all those stuffs coz i didnt luv my babe coz of d money he spends on me..

i loved him coz he respects me, he's sensitive 2 my emotional needs, he's very supportive, sweet & caring... & he says he luvs me even if i look my worse (sick, just woke up, havent taken a shower after a whole day of cleaning)...

Answer 6

I've seen that one before but it's still damn funny

Answer 7

Funny.
(I believe I would never get in that situation on first place)

Answer 8

Heard that one a long, long time ago, and it's not really that funny

Answer 9

Do you realy think so You have a lot to learn yet half your luck.

Answer 10

That's really funny.......If I was the girl, I would laugh and admit he got one over on me and then go home and entertain him :)