Why?
(I want a story that's happy only because it's so much worse than mine, which actually wouldn't make it very pleasant at all)
2006-11-26 19:22:34 · 10 answers · asked by NAMELESS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
It sucks to be me because
1) I'm retarded, not in the derogatory sense either, but in the sense that I can understand things others think are difficult but don't ask me to cook anything but rice and potatoe salad. I can pretty much burn water. I can't braid hair. I think it's okay to buy the same sneakers over and over again, rather than join the fashion people.
2) If I want children I have to get artificial insemination
3) I'm so anemic I eat drywall and chalk
4) I'm actually afraid to leave my house
5) I'm paranoid about waves in general
6) I'm addicted to fasting
Oh I could go on for days, but oddly enough I still love me anyway.
2006-11-26 19:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by miss_ursie_la 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was unable to join the army and was told FU! by OSU so i tried to commit suicide twice. i went in to a govorment program called jobcore got thrown out 5 months later for attempted assault, spent the next 7 months working construction and during this period the 2nd suicide attempt happend... 5 months ago i started college. summer term was great, but this fall term i hat a new low and got depress and all my grades bombed and had to drop 1 class. now i am answering our question...oh yeah at 20 years of age i am still a male virgin and i have always gotten sh!t for that fact and one of theses days i am going to go to portland buy me a PRO and no longer be a virgin. personaly if i get HIV i could not care less.
2006-11-27 03:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when people ask me how's life? I usually tell them MY life sucks
half the time people laugh
once in a while someone will back step and ask why
it used to be in the world that people would say "fine" no matter what is going on in their life but i always saw saying that life is fine when its really not as a LIE. so i felt uncormfatable
2006-11-27 03:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if you can tolerate pain and encroaching old age. You see I couldn't be happier in spite of these things the joy of this tiny span of life over rides all else.
2006-11-27 03:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah it does. Divorced, disabled and down on my luck. With no change in sight. And that is the happy part of my life. (Grin)
2006-11-27 03:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Badboybrody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No ... doesn't suck to be me. It only sucks to be you if you allow it. Might sound kind of funky, but if you examine it closely, it's true.
2006-11-27 03:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, because I live in the city of buffalo
2006-11-27 03:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by schwiggity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but yeah it sucks being me sometimes. at least that's what other people tell me lol.
2006-11-27 03:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by Stand 4 somthing Please! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every1 can think of SOMETHING y is sucks 2 be them. u want me 2 think of something??
=i wana b rich rich rich and im not. (wait i can think of somthing even more sucker than that)
=i wana live in a cave where no1 can find me,and im not cause i cant find a cave!
dont b sad. here, take som of my happy thoughts
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2006-11-27 04:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by allemapstieks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's great to be me!!!
2006-11-27 03:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋