Im a vampire and embarassed to say. I cant go out side or anything. I get so bored. If i go out in the day, ill burn but if i go out at night ill kill. What should i do with my spare time? I want to find a S/O but im scared theyll run cause they think ill kill them.
2006-11-26 17:50:01 · 13 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
An actual vampire? As in the Anne Rice variety? That burns in sunlight? Still, I think I can help. Just for fun, I will answer seriously.
First, a psychiatrist who isn't afraid of working at night with novel patients. This is to deal with the conflict between the urge to drink blood and not drink blood, although he/she will probably try to persuade you that you aren't a vampire. Try to prove your identity in a way that is difficult to deny. Can you turn into a bat or read minds or something else really awesome and dramatic? Once that is taken care of, you can deal with your real issues. Its doctor/patient privilege, so your identity will remain hidden from most of medical science.
As for what to do in your spare time, try the internet if the coffin is boring. There are millions of people (and vampires? I've never really looked) out there waiting for you. There HAS to be somebody out there with a slight masochistic tendency that will find biting to be erotic. I once had a girlfriend who was into that sort of thing.
As for what to do with your time, you could write or paint or teach yourself opera. Better yet, figure out how to work from home if you aren't already.
Of course, Yahoo Answers does make an efficient way to waste time if all else fails...
2006-11-26 18:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by thebraindamaged1 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The answer is simple... seek other vampires to hang out with. Being around humans, you can smell their blood and it will make you ravenous with thirst. However, you DO need to feed. No matter how distasteful, you need to go out at least once a night to feed. I assume you're young (under 500 years)? If you don't feed regularly, you'll grow weak and your powers will wane... yeah, think I'm kidding? Just starve yourself for a few nights and you'll see you can't even crawl out of your coffin.
In your spare time you can take up painting, sculpture, poetry, a musical instrument, etc. Maybe you can find someone who's willing to accept the gift of your dark blood... then you'll have a vampiric companion. Since with that kind of power you can seduce almost anyone you want, look for the most gorgeous dude you can find, preferably one with talents and a pleasant personality that you wouldn't mind spending the next few centuries with. You can't just "break up" with your newly-made vampiric offspring and leave them to wander the Earth alone (that is unethical, and they may come seeking revenge and kill you), so choose wisely.
Which brings up a question: where did your maker go? Why isn't he/she keeping you company??
2006-11-26 19:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hon-if you are choosing to be this way of sound mind, then you should seek out the companionship of a person that is doing the same thing. The internet can be a beautiful thing-there is now truly someone for everyone.
If you really believe that you are a mythological creature that NEEDS blood and will turn into ash with exposure to sunlight, then you should seek out large quantities of anti psychotic drugs.
And hello-you say "if I go out at night I'll kill" and then you say "i want an s/o but they'll think I'll kill them". Say no to crack-it's making you contradict yourself.
2006-11-26 18:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by dragonlady 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've got to be kidding !! Did you dress up like a vampire one Halloween and liked it and decided to become one or what? Vampires live a lonely life, and besides, aren't you suppost to sleep all day. You could visit your local blood bank for a free meal or change you wardrobe,get a tan,eat real food, and a daytime job and become a regular person. It works for me.
It scares me to think that there are sick-o's like you out there.
Do us all a favor and stab yourself in the heart with a wooden stake.
2006-11-27 00:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a new vampire if you don't know what to do with your time. The longevity of life on earth is important to your own survival so you could use your time to watch the night sky's for potentially dangerous meteorites.
2006-11-26 22:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by Gaia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off if you were a true vampire then you would know that you could leave your residence on a cloudy day, rainy day, And on days that it snows etc. Also you would know that you should stay away from people, For someone would smell your rotting corpse, and that smell alone would be enough to chase rats away.............. Also you would know that you would be posess by a demon, And nothing of who you were would be left not even a memory, in your rotting body. Also you would know that demon's never get bored why? Because they have magical powers. Also you would know that God is your worst enemy, and that a exorcism could remove you from that pile of rotting flesh.. And yes you would kill them for that is what vampires do to human, cats, dog, rats, and all other animals........................ So have a nice day...............................
2006-11-26 20:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Uhhh huhhhhh.... well you have a real problem there. Hope you wake up from the sleep walking soon so your waking self can see what you just posted.
2006-11-26 19:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive a wooden stake thru ur heart and shut up already
2006-11-26 18:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fast and pray to God for deliverance. May God Bless
2006-11-26 17:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could always suck the blood out of your husband.
2006-11-26 17:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋