2006-11-26 17:00:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nope.
2006-11-26 17:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A woman was sitting next to a man on the same plane. The man sneezed, took out his "part" and wiped the tip. The woman couldn't believe what she saw, and said nothing. Again, the man sneezed, took out his "part" and wiped the tip. The woman now did not know what to say, so said nothing. A few minutes later the man sneezed and did all the same. The woman, finally having enough, says "What the hell is wrong with you? You can't just keep taking your penis out and wiping it off!" The man looks at her apologetically and says "Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry, I have a rare condition that makes me orgasim every time I sneeze." The woman, feeling silly, asks "My, I'm terribly sorry, what do you treat your condition with?" The man smiles and calmly replies "Pepper."
2006-11-27 01:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by bown 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This Iranian lives in NYC is feeling sicker and sicker every day , month after month, and doesn't understand why! Doctor after doctor tells him his blood is fine, he should be feeling OK, then he gets the bright idea to see an Iranian doctor!
He goes into see the doctor and he tells him, "Doctor. I am feeling sick, worse everyday, I don't know why..." The doctor puts up his hand as in a 'stop' gesture to quiet him.
Without a word he pulls a bucket out from under a table, he gives it to the Iranian, he tells the Iranian, "Go home with this bucket, P*ss in the bucket, Sh*t in the bucket, breathe in the fumes for about 10 minutes and call me tomorrow." The Iranian looks at him in shock and starts to protest but the doctor commands,
"Do as I say!"
So the Iranian takes the bucket home and first he p*sses in the bucket, then he sh*ts in the bucket, then he hesitatingly puts his head in the bucket and breathes in the fumes... He (almost) instantly feels GREAT!
In the morning he runs to the doctors office first thing and shouts, "I feel great! What was wrong with me? What? What?" The doctor puts his hand up again to quiet him and answers...,
"You were homesick...!"
2006-11-27 01:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by Number1son 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nope
2006-11-27 01:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yeah I heard some but they are too nasty to post here. Sorry.
2006-11-27 01:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes last night someone asked
what do renee and a coke machine have in common with bill clintin and someone put they both say incert bill here!
lol
2006-11-27 01:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
go over to jokes
2006-11-27 01:06:34 · answer #7 · answered by loves bro+sis 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I CAN SEE a N I G G E R !
2006-11-27 01:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by the_ron 2 · 3⤊ 6⤋
Ya.. I am still married...
Ohhh SNAP!
2006-11-27 01:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by mom_of_4 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
what did one tampon say to the other tampon?
nothing they were both stuck up b itches
2006-11-27 01:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋