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farted in my brother mouth while he was sleeping

2006-11-26 17:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by Authentic T 1 · 1 0

I did a swan dive off a cliff into a lake about - well, I don't know how far but it was far enough - and I lost my clothes when I hit the water. I am swimming around begging for someone to toss me a shirt and everyone is rolling around laughing.

I also taped down the little receiver button on all the supervisors' phones at work so when they answered their phones all we underlings could hear was "hello, hello? Now isn't that strange." My coworkers thought that was a hoot. My very best was to color a tampon red with lipstick and drop it in a very hated supervisor's coffee cup when he wasn't looking. He didn't see it until after he took a huge sip of coffee. We all ran out of the building so we could laugh out loud. That was priceless.

2006-11-27 00:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Rita 4 · 0 0

Once I put on a ridiculously small cheerleader-type outfit I found in my dorm's Goodwill donation box and walked across campus to show my friend. I do not have a good body, and was pasty white, but it was the stupidest, weirdest outfit and I couldn't stop laughing. Neither could my friends when they saw me. Who in my dorm even had it? I'm laughing right now thinking about it. But I passed all kinds of hot guys and random strangers gawking at how ridiculous I looked. Not a good mental picture.

2006-11-26 23:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A female friend of mine was having a rough time. We were with a group of other college students at a camp and were all sitting around the campfire. Another friend of mine broke out his guitar I had him play Cecilia, which was not the girls name but it worked. I serenaded her in a really over the top manner just to get her to laugh and smile.

2006-11-26 23:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sapphire 2 · 0 0

Carried a big plastic and cloth baby doll into convenience stores, video stores and gas stations, and pretended (quite seriously, completely straight face) that it was a real baby :-))

Some people played along, some acted like I was crazy (and possibly dangerous), some pointed out that it was just a doll, and only ONE kid tapped me on the shoulder and asked, quite politely, "May I ask you something? What's with the doll?"

2006-11-26 23:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by zen 7 · 0 0

You know, I don't remember the craziest thing, so I'll just tell you what I did most recently. I stole a quote from a movie, and I said, "is it that dream where you see yourself standing in some sort of sun god robes on top of a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" ". . ." "Why is it that I'm the only one that hates that dream?"

2006-11-26 23:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by Tiger Dude 2 · 0 1

I did the electric slide while on my crutches. Didn't know it at the time, but the guy I was interested in saw me. Cracked him up! We wound up getting married; not just because of the dance, of course!

2006-11-26 23:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by dorky_goddess 4 · 0 0

Did the electric slide to AC/DC's Back in Black. At least that's what I was told. I was a little tipsy at the time.

2006-11-26 23:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Phillip D 2 · 0 0

I gnawed on the wing of a Nerf Plane toy, just to see if it could withstand someone chewing on it.

My girl almost wet her pants with laughter

2006-11-26 23:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Jump up and down and act silly to get them to stop crying

2006-11-27 02:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

Used raw chickens as hand puppets and put on a puppet show.

2006-11-26 23:47:21 · answer #11 · answered by Cara Beth 6 · 2 0

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