~1. The corner where they buy and sell the dope
2. The playground where the pedophiles play
3. The school where the ignorant hicks cut classes and don't (can't) learn diddley squat
4. The bushes out back of the athletic field where all the babies get made.
5. The house of the hood whose parents are never home where everyone congregates to get drunk and high.
6. The 16 churches where all the hypocrites gather every Sunday to gossip and condemn the folks who are going to the other churches.
7. The corner store where the kiddies first learn to shoplift.
8. The rest stop just out of town where the hookers give the townies the only real lovin' they ever get.
9. The greasy spoon where the cop and the mayor get their free meals everyday (thus enabling the place to stay open) and everyone else stops by once a month or so for a dose of salmanella or ptomaine
10. The police station where the fat, overaged, drunken cop sits around patting himself on the back because none of the stuff in 1 through 9 is happening in HIS town because he's on the job.
As for getting a job, the biggest 'employer' is the county welfare agency.
I've lived in small towns all my life - they are interchangeable and I wouldn't trade it for nuttin.
2006-11-28 13:03:53
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answered by Oscar Himpflewitz 7
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1. Grocery Store 2. Post Office3. Bank 4. Gas Station 5.Hardware store 6. Cafe 7.Tavern or Bar 8. Grain Elevator 9. Train Depot 10.Barber 11. Beauty Parlor.
2006-11-26 15:46:23
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answer #2
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answered by Carol H 5
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~Considering that I don't live in your small town, it would be very, very difficult for me to help you organize your job hunt. Unless you live so far out in the country that you only get into town once a year, try this idea. Grab a small notebook and pen. Go out your front door. Walk down the street. Look at the buildings on both sides of the street. Continue walking until you come to the business district. Write down the names and addresses of every business you see. If the idea of walking appalls you, grab a phone book and flip through the yellow pages. Whatever you do, for heaven's sake, don't tell any future employers that you actually posted this question.
2006-11-26 15:47:42
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Gas station
Cafe
Bank
Grocery Store
Drug Store
Hardware Store
Bar
Post Office
Police Department
Batber Shop
2006-11-26 15:42:36
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answer #4
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answered by Sapphire 2
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Churches, Funeral Parlour, Pool Hall, Dairy Queen, Medical Clinic, Pizza Parlour, Hardware store, Pet food store, City Hall,
Movie Theatre
2006-11-26 15:47:21
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answer #5
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answered by ? 4
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Town Hall
School
Funeral Home
2006-11-26 15:45:36
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Alsups,Dairy Queen,Affiliated Foods,Jewelry Store,School,Bank,Hardware store,Church,Bakery,Pharmacy.
2006-11-26 15:44:46
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answer #7
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answered by kayboff 7
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Banks
Grocery Store
Schools
Library
Gas station
movie store
Auto shop
Contractors business
Police Station
Phone Comapany
Other atuo parts shops
Ranches
Restaurants
Bakery
2006-11-26 15:49:03
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answer #8
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answered by Brittney 5
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properly, I stay in a city of 10,000 and we've (to boot resturants): Wal*Mart HyVee (nutrients keep) VanderPloeg (bakery) Hair Solans (a pair of gazillion of them) A candy save (the call isn't common to spell) DeRomijwinkle (ice cream save) community Library (whats up, you're able to artwork there!) financial company Mail place Coffe save desire you will discover some techniques from that record. as quickly as back solid luck.
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answer #9
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answered by ? 4
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Car lots
McDonald's
Taco Bell
Walmart
Lowes
2006-11-26 15:46:27
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answered by msuzyq 4
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