Why do my elbows fall off whenever I drink a glass of stapler juice?
2006-11-26 15:24:32 · 18 answers · asked by Lucid Mercenary...™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It is only because super tiny water buffaloes have been stealing your stapler juice and pelican shot guns, and every one knows that that is what causes elbow deficiency
2006-11-26 16:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is help for this common conditon!
First of all, you need to drink it VERY, VERYslowly, making sure that you swallow with the left part of your mouth to avoid any irritation to the anterior fractional septic part of your throat.
You may feel a tingly sensation - do not worry. It is simply the aluminium in the staples reacting with the neurotransmitters in the cerebellum. BUT PLEASE, no metal staples - this is what is causing your problem - you are rusting from the inside out.
A severe case would be your kneecaps falling off! Seek medical attention immediately!
2006-11-26 15:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by Monica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well!! You silly voodoo wannabe! It's most certainly because the microwave kidney acid wasn't a prevalent ingredient in the stapler juice. It's like buying OJ without vitamin C!! I thought everyone knew that!
2006-11-26 15:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by ladyw900ldriver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's been happening to me lately too. Maybe we should visit an elbow doctor?
2006-11-26 15:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by That one guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got the same problem each time I'm at a bar drinking my self crazy...
2006-11-26 15:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you were made that way and no your not desformed, well not to be mean were you once over weight and weel you lost the pounds and there are the signs of the past
2006-11-26 15:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by nataliaschick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same reason Michael Jackson's nose falls off.
2006-11-26 15:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe becuz of a cat- turned grumpy man leaving trails of zebra tarts in ur driveway
2006-11-26 15:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why but I wouldn't drink anymore
2006-11-26 15:39:34 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know...that only happens to me when i drink orange juice
2006-11-26 15:26:51 · answer #10 · answered by shiny and late 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋