If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough.
2006-11-26 14:24:42
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answer #1
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answered by pornstar 4
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Positive Side of Life
Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun once a year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you;the more you have,the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all exist nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today.
Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement Plan is out of the world.
2006-11-26 14:49:47
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answered by kayboff 7
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Yes a wise man once said " A wise man does not quote others he makes his own quotes"
2006-11-26 14:39:22
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answered by Perplexed 7
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forgive but do not forget
it could be that the only purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others
pray to god but continue to row to the shore
if you want to know what god thinks of money look at the people he gave it to
nothing is more difficult and more precious then to be able to decide
if your going to do something wrong at least enjoy it
there are always choices its just a madder of finding the one that sucks the least
if at first you don't succeed chances are you wont have to worry about trying again
I am glad i did it partly because it was worth it and partly because i shall never have to do it again
never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
how many things apparently impossible have never the less been performed by resolute men with no alternative but death
- Napoleon Bonaparte
I typed all this
2006-11-26 14:35:11
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answered by bmebodymod 3
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"Never Bite the Hand that Feeds You" and "What Goes Around" Comes Around" and "All that Glitters Isn't Gold" "The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side" and "Rome wasn't Built In A Day" " A waited on Phone Never Rings" I have so many more but I will stop here. Growing up in my household I heard It ALL
2006-11-26 14:34:34
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answered by sweettoni37 4
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"Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom and success of the future." -- Dale Turner
2006-11-26 14:27:50
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answered by Tearjerker 6
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Willy Wonka once said, "So shines a good deed in a weary world." When Charlie gave him the Everlasting Gobstopper. If that's not wise I don't know what is.
2006-11-26 14:26:33
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answered by E_Soup 5
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"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent”
"Life is 10% what happens to you,
and 90% how you react to it."
2006-11-26 14:26:24
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answer #8
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answered by luffa202 2
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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings
2006-11-26 14:32:43
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answered by anonymous 6
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I think these two are really creative, unique ones that I thought of. The first one is not to fall for anyone, because you don't want to get hurt. The second one is strange, but it is that you can't remake something you never made. It could go for love, normal friendship, anything!
2006-11-26 14:23:17
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answered by sPrInG LiLY 6
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Life is the accumulation of short term decisions / with long term consequences
In life you cannot be afraid / Fear will keep you from success
2006-11-26 14:25:46
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answered by Anonymous
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